The Talk To Yourself Thread (from a padded cell)

Dear Comrade Andrew 400i M8,

Well, the whole place is just so fabulous and the people just so incredibly kind to myself and the 512 Tea Are - alter ego, that we are hard pressed to commit ourselves to any one place. Furthermore, the 512 Tea Are - alter ego has acquired a gorgeous Australian girlfriend whose father owns a Ferrari dealership; so clearly this will put a large degree of constraint upon our geographical location. Plus, I am hopeful that this new relationship of his will blossom and thus the F-40 will get converted to right hand drive at - shall we say, something less than normal rates

So things are looking good - very, very good indeed!

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are

 

Dear Comrade Andrew 400i M8,

What's Perth like? I would rather enjoy going to the Sydney Opera House, but is not Perth a long, long way from there. The 512 Tea Are - alter ego is not happy to be within an aeroplane. So motoring would be our only recourse.

I think Pinin Farina may be far too expensive to perform the right hand drive conversion on the F-40. I had contemplated Michellotto, but for the present I have high hopes for the 512 Tea Are - alter ego's grilfriend's father who owns the Ferrari Dealership. I am wondering if the 308 or 328 rack would fit the F-40? Surely it would? If not something else out of the parts bin would - wouldn't it? Anyone know?

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are

 

Dear Comrade Andrew 400i M8,

Great news and something that as soon as we get settled is deserving of further investigation. Thank you very much indeed.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are

 

Dear Comrade 512 Tea Are - alter ego,

For heaven's sake will you please refrain from sending me any more PM's. I think five in one afternoon is bad enough, but the content? Well, it is most unsatisfactory. Accordingly, may I respectfullly urge you to place a little more restraint on the content of the PM's? And yes, five is far too many. Thank you.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are

 

Dear Comrade 512 Tea Are,

Yesterday you were all sweetness and light because I was the only person you knew down here. But, now, and please, don't think I haven't observed all the tooing and frowing with Andrew400i. . . . . . PM's as well no doubt? Well let me tell you something you horrible and nefariously wretched individual . . . . "You've got more faces than a town hall clock. I can see it all now - I've got a new girlfriend whose father owns a Ferrari dealership and you want to vicariously infiltrate our relationship for reasons that will be acutely obvious to every person that reads this forum." And please, don't give me the old bollocks about jet lag again. I had that yesterday - I was dubious of its sincerity then and I can see that little has changed. It was your fault that we were thrown out of England too.

If the aforegoing has not revealed the true extent of my fury and disgust then the PM that is now securely ensconced within your In-box' most certainly will.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are - alter ego

 

DearComrade 512 Tea Are - alter ego,

Tell me something that I am not already so clearly aware. Yes, yes, yes! It was my fault that we were thrown out of England. But who was it that befriended the Fat C*untroller?
(Australians, it was most emphatically not me).

In England right now, it is five degree's below freezing.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are

 

Dear Comrade 512 Tea Are,

This all so typical - changing the subject when you have no real answer. You're all bluff and bluster. And yes, I did befriend the Fat C*untroller - I admit it. So what?

With kinjd regards,

512 Tea are - alter ego

 

Dear Comrade 512 Tea Are - alter ego.

Calm down, calm down. I am merely doing my best endeavours to do a little networking with the Australian contingent of Ferraristii. Regretfully, you have jumped to the wrong conclusion and which has been caused by the onset of jet-lag-lag. Some people don't immediately get the affects - so there is a period of lag - hence it is called jet-lag-lag.

Now, what's happened with your new girlfriend whose father owns the Ferrari dealership?
Have you yet had the opportunity to speak to her with regard to relaying my questions regarding the converting of the F-40 to right hand drive? And for heaven's sake don't mention that we've been deported from England.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are

 

Dear Comrade Robert,

Our posts crossed - I've just placed one on your thread - quite ironic

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are