The "What Really P!sses Me Off" Tread

Haven't had one of these threads in a while.

I'll start.


You know what really p!sses me off?

Those people that walk around talking on a phone head set that had a tiny hidden mouth-piece, so the say something and you think they are talking to you and you answer and then they look at you with a slightly up turned lip and shake their head to show a reaction somewhere between disgust and contempt because you are such a backward dolt that you did not recognize their obvious superior coolness having that little headset thingy.

I wanna slap 'em.

 

People who voted for Ketchup boy & believe Farenheit 911 is not just liberal propaganda

 

Id have to say that Possums piss me off no end.

They crawl around in the roof of my house, and i can't seem to get them out! They do really early in the morning and they wake me up. Pity that guns are illegal over here otherwise i'd be having possum soup for dinner....

That feels better.

 

A stupid pet-peeve of mine is when people yawn without covering their mouths while out in public. Seriously, you will even see this at great restaurants. Cmon people! Nobody wants to see your fillings for no reason!

 

or blow their nose at the table.........

 

Ya, especially when they let out that big "ahhhhhh" as they close their big ugly mouth. Or how about jack asses that drive the speed limit in the left lane on the interstate! People that don't use their turn signals!!! People that want to put an apostrophe before the "s" on ANY word that happens to end in "s". People that pay by check in the express lane AND wait until they get their total B4 they even START to write the damn thing. How about when you're in a cheap diner and the waitress says something with the words, "those ones" in it. People that throw their damn cigarette butts out the window. how about when there are 2 turn lanes and the people on the inside lane just drift to the outside lane as they make their turn w/o even looking to see if it is clear. Oh lord I could go on and on.

 

I hate the way people park their ******** PLANES outside of the local pub.............
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Minivans........the scourge of the roads.

 

People driving at/below the speed limit on highways, not changing despite flashing lights/honking the horn and when you try to overtake them from the right lane they speed up, cant get any more annoying than that
ive had this happen to me at least once everyday, and EVERY TIME its been a fat black woman/man

 

misspellings

its THREAD not Tread.

Im just pullin your chain.

People who dress their dogs up and bad drivers really push the wrong buttons with me.

 

pet peave: going to someones house thinking you gonna hang and put back a few drinks and their Idea of fun is to play video games while other people watch them play.......

People who watch reality TV and think it is the best thing to happen on Television.........

'Dumb, uneducated, backwards people' who argue with you about something that is easily proven wrong.....but yet insist that you are an idiot and they are right........and even after you prove it to them they deny they made that comment.....want to stab them with a spoon

 

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I'ts not his fault that's what he sees

 

What cha talking about?? This TREAD is made for walking on!

 

Did I say otherwise

 

People (and I've only seen women do this) who write checks to pay for groceries. especially annoying when it happens in the express lane.

And for crying out loud, you are allowed to write the name of the store, the date, and sign BEFORE the total comes up.

This really pisses me off!

#2, people who fill up and then leave their car in the friggin middle of the gas station while they get their change and buy a soda or whatever. Move the car first, it's only common courtesy.

I've got more....

 

You want to know what really pisses me off??

Guys who sit on the fence and can never seem to pull the trigger on a purchase that will have a long term positive effect on their lives....

Does anyone see themselves here?

Bueller, Bueller?? UroTrash? UroTrash???

JK big guy. I know you can take it as well as you dish it out. Last thing I want is a pissed off dick doc.

DM

 

This is what pisses me off:

1) When slow drivers drive on the fast/passing lane.
2) When places dont take credit cards
3) When restaurants dont allow to "split" tabs.
4) Beat up civics with huge huge wing spoilers and fart cans (or anything else with those mods)
5) Spam email
6) Telemarketers
7) When customer service reps are mentally incompetent.
8) Drunk Drivers
9) Rainy Days
10) People who have staring problems.
11) SUV's (especially HUMMERS)..
12) ...Gas prices
13) Ferrari Replicas and kit cars
14) Falsely badged cars (eg: slapping a Saleen or BOSS sticker on a Mustang)
15) potholes, traffic, road closures...
16) ....civil engineers in Houston.
17) People who say they're on a diet and eat a Big Mac meal with a Diet coke.

....all i can think of right now.

 

WOMEN GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE THROUGH!!!

I swear to god..everytime I get behind a women going through on of these I know I will be there an extra 10 minutes..BEFORE she can even decide what she wants to order..and garen****Nteed she's gonna order some stupid bagel with the fancy fricking cream cheese and toasted a light brown with a hint of whatever on the top. Then she WILL send it back if it's not done to perfection! With zero regard for the line-up forming behined her and all the people getting ready to push her out of the line with there own cars!

I have yet to see a man take even half as long as a women. We guys have it down to a science. We already know what it going to cost..we have to money ready..most time exact change..we don't sit at the window for anymore then 15 seconds before we are off. And you know what? Men will go INSIDE if they have a mega list of coffee to buy..women won't!!

Hell I got behind some women and her car load of friends on Sunday. I sewar to god I was in the line for 20 frickin minutes..and I was the only other person in line behined her! I get up to the little dispaly..and what she had bought was still showing. Damn near 20 frickin bucks worth of food!! Then she starts to have a conversation with the guy in the pick-up window!! I'm pissed at this point..I LAYon the horn..it scard the crap out of her because she dropped her straw..she finaly snapped out of her "I'm the only one on this plant" thought process and pulled out..RIGHT INTO A FRIGGIN PARKING SPOT>>AND BEGAN EATING IN HER CAR! WHY WOULD YOU NOT GO INSIDE!! IF YOU KNEW YOU WEREN"T GOING TO DRIVE ANYWERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!..It completly ruined my morning..I was so mad..People just don't think at all.

Moral of the story..if you see a women in the drive through..GO INSIDE it will be faster and less taxing on your sanity!!

Rant off..damn i feel much better..thanks

 

What pisses me off is the $%&%#%* weather in Ohio.
-the exchange rate with the U.K.
-people with phone ear pieces that you know don't get any phone calls.
-handicap rear view mirror tags for fat people.
-did I mention the weather in Ohio!!

 

People who buy a Ferrari ( or Porsche or whatever ) and don't drive it or start stupid threats like " Have you ever driven your Ferrari in high rpm "...

Markus

 

Fart cans............now thats hilarious!!

 

So is keying their car, then bashing them a little.

 

PARIS HILTON...............dumb people shouldn't be allowed to have money

 

I REALLY hate when people get in silly parking lot arguements, almost start a fight, and then think it might be a good idea to take that person's license plate