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The Worst IndyCar Drivers of All Time:

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  1. Gatorrari

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  2. GuyIncognito

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    that's a great list! I haven't heard of several of them (wonder why...)

    funny thing is, I was talking to someone last week about "the racing dentist". lol! :D
     
  3. SMS

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    Great write ups and editorial comments in that. Thanks for the link!
     
  4. fiorano94

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    Looks like Milka is actually going to win something...
     
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    Hahahahahahahahah!!!!! Excellent analysis sir!
     
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    Is my monitor going bad or were those two rolling in dirt?!? LOL
     
  8. jm3

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    I still vote for Kevin Cogan
     
  9. Isobel

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    I find it difficult to call anyone who qualified for the five-oh-oh the worst.

    As an alternative, I 'll go with my favourite Indycar driver's name;

    Slick Racin Gardner.

    Nascar ain't got nuthin with Dick Trickle or even Ricky Bobby...;)
     
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    It's like a war zone out there for poor Milka.
     
  11. Gatorrari

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    Two guys who always bugged me because they were not only slow, but also wouldn't move over readily when faster traffic came up to lap them. I was very glad when they both retired as drivers and just became car owners: Dick Simon and Dale Coyne (whose name still appears because of some of the drivers he's hired).
     
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    The more I look at this. Does she has her left hand down his pants?
     
  13. Cornbread

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    Gotta be the Milkmaid and Dr. Jack sheet.

    A freind of mine was in a SCCA drivers school at IRP with the racin' dentist and kicked his ass.

    The few times I saw him on the track he was slower than hell. I have never seen the Milkmaid on the track as I won't watch a crapwagon in person. After attending 50+ CART races, I have no time for the IRL crap.


    I have seen real racing.
     
  14. DGS

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    What they don't comment on is the detriment to race attendance, from having a driver on track who is oblivious to the cars around her.

    I wouldn't want to drive to a race in person.

    Milka might be on those roads, driving to the track. ;)
     
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    That unquestionably has to be the most space/time
    SpeedTV.com has dedicated to any series other than
    NASCAR in history. Could these writers be more padantic
    in writing the same thing over and over? Could these
    writers be more padantic in writing the same thing
    over and over? Serious applause!

    What isn't brought out more is that this is what happens
    when racing series promote a culture of bringing in paying
    drivers. Sure, teams need money but when top talents
    which may make teams a winner are consistently passed
    over for those whom bring a suitcase full of cash, the
    results are predictable.

    RM
     
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    The lists merely serve as more fodder for how irrelevant Indy racing has become. Even in F1, most of the "worst" are drivers we can laugh about, or at least recall. Most of the Indy drivers I've never heard of.
     
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    The pic finally explains it all. I now know why she can't see the other drivers, the track or anything else. Its all the hair in the face blocking her view. I bet if someone showed her how to get that out of her line-of-sight, she'd be competitive for sure!
     
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    That, and she has s**t all over her!
     
  19. GuyIncognito

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    you could come up with a similar (and much longer) list for NASCAR. Lots of good ol' boy nepotism filling seats.
     
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    For athletes they look to be in bad shape! Could Tony Stewart or Juan Pablo Montoya even fit into an Indycar or Formula 1 car anymore? or are they to fat?
     
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    If you could squeeze JPM into a crapwagon, he would beat many of the low talent hacks stinking up indycar in about two laps.
     
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    I am sure if you asked Nigel Mansell he would most probably say Dennis Vitolo.
    Steve
     

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