The worst/most embarrassing thing Mom or Dad ever caught you doing?

How about coming home early and catching your parents with your porn?

 

LOL - The million Dollar question here is:

Who's to blame???

 

20 years later and I still laugh my ass off!

 

Oh, I don't know...

There was one girlfriend I had... they were convinced she was a saint, right? Petite thing, she was.

She and I'd play Monopoly on the floor, with her angled so I could see down her shirt, of course, while folks could only see her back and not quite see my lecherous eyes, then we'd go into the hot tub, which had various bits of flotsam and jetsam floating around a short time later, then, we'd play some more Monopoly, as my lecherous eyes wandered, then the folks would to to bed, then, after the snoring kicked in, we'd be bangin' on the couch in the dark, and sometimes, Pop would wander in all groggy on the way to the kitchen as we lay perfectly still, with my Piston BottomDeadCenter in her Cylinder & my Pop'd occasionally see me & say, *mmmph, drov'r-home ok good, go-t-bed, mmph* ZZZZZ even as she lay beneath me, then one time unbeknownst to us he came home early for lunch while we were sloshing around on my California King Waterbed like there was no tomorrow and wrapped it up & dressed, gigglin' n stuff... there he was. On the couch. Stone silence. She said "hi." He didn't say 'nuffin'.

Then, there was the Preacher's Daughter...

And, how could I forget My Gramma's 4-Poster bed... in the extra bedroom, the Bed my Pop was born in. Man, that thing was bangin' against the walls, big-time when Mom came home early.

 

Not short of testosterone i see!!

 

Parents did a google search on me today and found out everything I have ever said on the internet. OHH did I say that outloud??? JJ

 

My mom caught me giving it to her friends duaghter in our guest room, my dad comes up stairs to see what the problem is, she tells him in which he replies leave tom and **** alone all there are trying to do is get their morning sex. After a couple minutes later we come down stairs, have breakfast..not much is said and she went home. Best part about it was a few weeks later she was having lunch with my mom and her mom, my mom mentioned nothing of it.

Another less embarrassing incident was when my mom so sweetly cleaned my TT for me. When she was doing that she found photos of my girl friend in compremising positions which were taken in the car. Last time she ever clean my car for me.

 

Parents haven't caught me do those things yet. Embarrassing thing though is when my mom cleaned my room, I know she found couple of girls underwear because when she told me she cleaned my room, I rushed upstairs and look for that immediately and they're totally gone. I know she saw it and and threw it away but she didn't say anything about it. She acted cool like she didn't see anything.

 

It must have been hard on your mom to accept the fact that you wore girl's underwear.

 

This thread reminds me of this commercial (in reverse)

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Haha.. I don't wear girls' underwear. I got it from my gf.

 

You have told this story before here haven't you?

 

You should not be so firm in your reply. You need to leave your options open in case you run into a difficult situation in the future with your significant other. I remember a story where Lee Trevino was at the driving range before the start of a tournament and his shirt rose up to reveal he was wearing some type of back support. One of the fans yelled out "Lee when did you start wearing a girdle." Lee did not miss a beat and replied: "ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment of my car."

 

Thanks for confirming that otherwise we wouldn't have been able to figure it out

 

The most embarrassing thing my parents caught me doing...

Posting on Fchat!

 

Ok, I'm going to ask the obvious. WHY did your gf give you her underwear?

 

My dad picked me up from a party one night and gave my friends a lift home too.
I asked him what he did that night as mum was away. He told me he found my portable hard drive, and found my "entertainment on it" one of the videos being an hour long.... He pulled the hard drive out, and told me to get rid of the garbage.

My mates were killing themselves with laughter, and my dad said let's not talk of this again or let your mum find out. I was mortified, and i couldn't watch that damm video for at least two months.

 

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That's hysterical!

 

Great Video! My favourite video, girlfriend caughted (not by parents, but boyfriend)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JEXQqWbHW60

 

All the stories here are pretty hilarious, I have just been caught with the usual "entertaining" pictures.

 

So you kept it!

 

I was told you were gay ? Damned liars all of 'em.



(LOL - I'm kidding)