OK. so nobody seemed to be impressed by the AirZooka thread, how bout this then: I was shopping on a fake dog-**** web site, and it occured to me there is a factory somewhere that makes all this fake dog-****. Can you imagine having a job in the Fake dog-**** factory? China I'm sure. http://www.soimmature.com/sub_pages/thumb_products_doos.html BTW, i think I'm gonna get a bunch of the "toilet rim turds" for the hospital. they're only $1.50 each, how could you beat that? What got me on this is the fact that it seems IMPOSSIBLE to get good fake vomit anymore. If anyone knows of a quality fake barf please PM me, or better, post here for the betterment of all of F-Chat.
I concur...old days, used to find great fake vomit locally. Still would love to use rim turds in strategic spots during FCA concours...artfully draped on seatbelt latch, perhaps seat rail...you'll lose points, but why not
Or how 'bout a big old black and white bird turd? Now where was that thread where Wayne Ausbrooks asked if we needed anything mfgr'd in China....
My first job really was cleaning up vomit and feces... I worked at Chuck E Cheese. That which does not kill you makes you stronger.
I was up feeding one of the kids one night, and there was a tour of an "adult toy" factory on one of the cable channels. Very informational. The shot of the little old lady painting the realisting penis was priceless.
