They walk among us.....ROTFLMMFAO

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently
> had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to
> request the
> removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The
> reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them

> to cross there anymore.
>

>

> IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
> ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal
> lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
>
>

> IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
> airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
> without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my
> knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's
> why we ask."
>

>

> IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
> cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged
> coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I
> explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
> Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing
> driving?!"
>
>

> IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker
> who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented

> cheerfully, "this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word
> was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
> deer-in-the-headlights stare.
>
>

> IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip
> back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her
> system would not turn on.
>

>

> IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
> dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked
> in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working
> feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the
> passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered
> that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's
> open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
>

>

> They walk among us..............scary
>