I'll start: You haven't aged a bit! I'll call you. It's been my pleasure. I love your new hair-do. Have you lost weight?
"No, I wasn't looking at your tits!" "Yeah, we should all go out together some time." (I know this next one might come off as a little arrogant, but..."shrugging shoulders")... ..."No problem, I'll take you for a spin next time."