things you probably shouldn't say to the cop

Once and a great while, Just maybe once or twice, you might run into a cop with absolutely no sense of humor, but on balance i have bailed my azz out with an attempt at humor more often than i have had to wear the cuffs - keep up the good work.

best,
chris

 

Office sir, did you know PIG stands for Police Intention Greed? My standard line no matter how grevious the infraction is "What seems to be the problem". I then point out my seats which were knifed by a wetback juvie in my driveway the 2cd nite I got her. That was 1990 and even tho I suffered $5000 damage,the little brownie stuck all my tires also,Ronnie Earle,the clinton darling,refused to prosecute.Evil rich man that I am I never fixed them and they look mint,slashed and ripped,but mint.Never got a ticket yet,quid pro quo?

 

Always liked the Jeff Foxworthy story..



Jeff's dad: Is it illegal to tow a boat in the state of Georgia officer?

Cop: No, but we do require you use a trailer and tell your friends to not sit in the boat while your towing it.