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Think before you speak...

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  1. millemiglia

    millemiglia Formula Junior

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    A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the
    rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled
    hello to him.

    He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
    although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he
    says "sorry do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I
    thought you might be the father of one of my children !

    His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
    Christ! he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I
    shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate
    whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse?

    No she replies, I'm your son's English Teacher
     
    millemiglia, Aug 22, 2005
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  2. Jerrari

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    LOL....good one!!
     
    Jerrari, Aug 22, 2005
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  3. SAFE4NOW

    SAFE4NOW F1 Veteran Sponsor Owner

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    Doh.

    ROFLMAO...

    S
     
    SAFE4NOW, Aug 22, 2005
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  4. gougoul

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    Not bad at all...
     
    gougoul, Aug 22, 2005
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  5. sparta49

    sparta49 F1 Veteran Owner

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    That was great. :)
     
    sparta49, Aug 22, 2005
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  6. Blackbird4life

    Blackbird4life Formula 3

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    English translation please.....(UK to US)
     
    Blackbird4life, Aug 22, 2005
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  7. Lemke

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    ROFLMAO
    Can you imagine the teachers face after he said that. Oh man thats bad.
     
    Lemke, Aug 22, 2005
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  8. RacerX_GTO

    RacerX_GTO F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    LOL! That was good!


    A young man is in the checkout line at the Super Market when he notices that the hot blonde behind him waves, smiled and says hello to him.

    He is taken back that such a blonde hottie that would be waving to him, and
    although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he
    says "sorry do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I
    thought you might be the father of one of my children !

    His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
    Christ! he says "are you that stripper at my bacholer party I
    phucked on the table in front of all the guys while your friend
    whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse?

    No she replies, I'm your son's English Teacher
     
    RacerX_GTO, Aug 22, 2005
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  9. Blackbird4life

    Blackbird4life Formula 3

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    LOL thanks....
     
    Blackbird4life, Aug 22, 2005
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  10. Alex_V

    Alex_V F1 Rookie BANNED

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    Good joke, but I was more amazed that I actually understood the English slang without even having to think twice!
     
    Alex_V, Aug 22, 2005
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  11. dmeyer

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    Me too, but then again it wasn't hard to fill in the blanks.
     
    dmeyer, Aug 22, 2005
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