Think you're having a bad day??

THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY.... check it out, these are actual
cases.

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out
section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire.
The deceased
male
was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask. A post-mortem test revealed that the
man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental
records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set
about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle
of a forest fire. It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the
man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The
fire fighters, seeking to control
the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters
with
very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied
at
the
site of the forest fire.
You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the
Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip
bucket
300
feet in the air. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.


Still think you're having a bad day?

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in
the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally
slipped
into
gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along
as
it
burst through the glass patio doors.

His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut
and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She
called for
an
ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went
down
the
several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to
her husband.

While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to
right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted
up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into
the toilet.

After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at
the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He
went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while
attending to
his
business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her
husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his
trousers
blown
away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she
once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was
dispatched.


As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance
they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them.
They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher and
dumping
the
husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.



Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
spill
in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer
whale
ate
them both.



Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his
waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the
deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking
his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
listening to his Walkman.


STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of
sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

What?! STILL having a bad day??

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb.
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it
was bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.