This is funny.......

********************* 1991 banana yellow lamborghini diablo - 200 mph + perfect condition - new clutch - low mileage - owner selling to make room in garage for murcielago - serious inquiries only - if bidding goes over 200,000 we'll throw in the Ferrari Testarossa as a bonus - buyer must pick up in new canaan ct or arrange for shipping *****************

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