THIS JUST IN F-CHAT member Rabeeh exposed and crushed!!!

Man, WTF is the point of trying to fool a ton of people online into believing you drive a certain kind of vehicle?!?

I mean really, does it make him feel better about himself? He must be a VERY VERY lonley fellow to have to stoop to this pathetic level.

My advice, go out a get some friends or a GF and then come back when you have grown up and can tell us what you really drive!

MORON!


P.S. Great work, another one bites the dust!

 

Hey guys, I'm Tom Cruise. I don't have much time since I'm shooting MI3 right now.

 

Bloody hell i missed all of this, how long has it been going on, when did he join?

 

Yet another reason I never go to "Other Off Topic" any longer.

 

Other Off Topic isn't that bad... I mean Tony and Darth have some fun stuff there, and I have this great poll going right now... come on, check it out!

Besides, he frequented "Other Italian" with his fake Murcielago.

 

hse not talking cuz we got him

 

Hmmm. An *obvious* troll gets dozens worked up, and draws attention to himself in numerous threads.

Who's the loser?

 

I would imagine. LOL!

 

Thanks for giving me a laugh today. We get one of these guys once a month or so?

I especially like the mansions across the street from each other (because he's a (commercial?) RE developer of course and he buys houses for everyone in his family (multiple fathers), but his sister's Cayenne "Turbo" is in his garage, the Murcie is in W. Palm Beach, he thought about leasing an Explorer but then bought a C4S instead of a Jeep (on a whim 'cause he's superfreakinwealthy), but is awaiting delivery of his CGT, and of course wants FChat to tell him about the driveability of the 360 F1 Modena-maybe-a-Spyder that is in his driveway because the Gallardo has some kind of requirement for weekends with perfect weather). Do I have that right? I hope so, because I would hate to be inaccurate in recapping the tale of a modern American success story.

Anyhoo, I was going to tell you guys about the F40 LM I just bought (on a whim) as I was on my way to find out if I could put a 1985 Ford Fiesta on layaway, but you guys are too rude so forget it. Your loss.

 

Gary Green??

 

Just wanted you guys to know that you are correct about Rabeeh not owning all those cars. However, the true reason is not what you may think. Rather, it is because I bought all of them yesterday evening, along with his houses, his two Gulfstreams, and his 25% interest in Bolivia.

He tells me his reason for selling was his level of dismay at the disbelief his was met with on the Forum. However, he feels he has learned his lesson about the transitory importance of material possessions. Consequently, he has donated the proceeds of the sales to various charities, and will henceforth devote his time to building low income housing with Jimmy Carter.

For myself, I have acquired the Las Vegas Convention Center to store all of my new acquisitions (excepting Bolivia, of course). There still remains a good deal of open space in the Center for purchasing and storing similar collections to his, so I hope you all will let me know if you hear of any becoming available. In particular, I have set aside the prime areas to house the 33 250 GTO’s that I don’t already own, but which I will be aggressively pursuing.

 

For the last time I'm not selling you any of my 33 250 GTOs so stop trespassing on my 75% interest in Bolivia They nore Bolivia are for sale.

 

Whew! I'm glad you cleared that up. Congrats on your purchase!

 

You poseurs better get some legal representation asap.

This is indeed fortuitous Bob, as you will be interested to know that I own 51% of Bolivia. I purchased it from the guy who bought the 275GTB/C that was strangely still sitting at Armen’s friend’s place. I am expecting the paperwork any day now. I guess mail is slow from the UK sometimes, as I’ve been waiting for a while.

I wonder who our mystery partner(s) is/are in Bolivia?

Congrats on the Las Vegas Convention Center. I realize you will need room for the additional 250 GTOs that you are buying this weekend (on a whim) but I wonder if you would be kind enough to rent me enough space for my 5 288 GTO Evoluziones? I have heard that some so-called “collectors” in Japan claim to own examples of this rare supercar, but I assure you those are kit cars based upon a 1987 Fiero. I bought all 5 288 Evoluziones the day after I bought my F40 LM (when I was on my way to put the ’85 Fiesta on layaway) because they were just sitting there at Bill’s AutoMart and since I am incredibly wealthy, I could do it on a whim.

You know how it is I’m sure, after all, we own 76% of Bolivia. Do they grow any cash crops down there? Maybe we’ll go down in one of the Gulfstreams and take a look-see at our country.

Anyway, I must be off to the club for tiny cucumber sandwiches – do let me know about whether I can park my cars at your new Convention Center. Don’t worry about my ’85 Ford Fiesta, as I keep that at my place in the Hamptons.

 

Damn all these amateurs. Why don't they research first and make a good coverstory. There just isn't people like me and Lemus anymore.

 

Damnit Bob - I was promised "lush tropical coast line"!

How much do you think Chile wants for that chunk that's between us and the beach?

 

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HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.

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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... check out www.419eater.com for some fun with these fokkers!!LMAO

 

Anybody think it is Allan Lambo fooling around? Damn that guy was funny...

 

JoeV - Thanks for posting the map! I was wondering where Bolivia is located!

I bet Chile would trade the land for one of the Gulfstreams. I hear their Air Force is due for an upgrade.

 

What's the surf like????

Me and all my girlfreinds really like to surf!!!!!!
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So you guys better get this oceanfront thing straightened out...muy pronto!!

See I'm practicing up on my spanish. uno more cerveza por favor.....

 

Notice there is jus' six, 'cus I gotta rest at least ONE day a week.

 

It's just exciting to expose a liar, and oh-so satisfying.

Chaulk up another one in the Fakes and Frauds section, boys!