It is with great remorse and a heavy heart that I inform you all of the sad news of something that happened to someone very dear to us all! This morning at about 6:34 am, the Energizer Bunny, after going and going and going for so long, unfortunately passed away. Upon completion of the autopsy this afternoon, the chief medical examiner reported the cause of death as acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put Mr. Bunny's batteries in backwards and he kept coming and coming and coming......
Hehehe You know last year they spent more money on boob jobs and Viagra than on finding a cure to Alzheimer's. So years from now you'll have people running around with big boobs and hardons who don't know what to do with them.
DAVE I KNOW TEXAS IS IN ANOTHER COUNTRY, BUT ARE THEY STILL PLAYING LETHAL WEAPON 2 AT THE MOVIES?? OLD ONE BRO, GET WITH THE PROGRAM B
1000 years from now, a construction project breaking ground in one of the last bare patches of ground. They unearth a series of skeletons, obviously this was an unmarked cemetary. Archeologists are called in, and excavate the area. Their conclusion? Back in the Plastic Age we buried our dead women with two large plastic bags filled with saline or silicone over their chest, although the purpose of this will never be known. I picture two implants drooping over a bare decaying rib cage.
