Woman tore off ex-lover's testicle 11 January 2005 A jilted woman today admitted ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party. She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours." Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ. Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks. As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex. When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued. Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate. Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones' shorts. In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor. "Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand." Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution's version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence. Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10
Holy crap. With her bare hands!?!?! That just sounds so much more catastrophic than a clean severing with a blade...
You have a news source? Hard to believe, as testicles aren't even easy to CUT off! Typically shearing will break the capsule and there will be nothing left except gooey semineferious tubules, hard to "hand that back to him".
Here's one. It's in most of the UK tabloid papers today http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005013091,,00.html
Ya kno... normally I would say I'd love for a woman to want to have sex w/ me soo badly that she goes insane and starts considering ripping balls off. But now that I read this story, I think i'd rather her want me soo badly she pays me. Hey Uro. I always wondered why it hurts sooo much to get hit down there. I mean what makes em so sensitive?
Clearly evolution in action. Lets say you have 2 cave men, one takes a whack to the tackle , does not hurt, doesn't protect himself, testicles are damaged, therefore decreased chance of passing on that set of genes. But OUR ancestor has sensitive equipment, protects it carefully and has better chance of procreation. There, isn't that nice.
Interesting concept. I learned don't ever get into a fight w/ a caveman, b/c no matter how many times i hit him in the nuts regardless if he can't procreate, i'll end up in more pain in the end. Another question for you my good Dr., why couldn't we have evolved where they were inside instead of hanging around asking to be torn off. I understand they need to be kept a constant temp. for the best possible soldiers, but is that not possible if they're tucked inside as well be being better protected.
If Lance Armstrong can keep peddling, this guy can too! He doesn't sound like much of a Gentleman though, to leave a damsel in 'distress' like that.....sounds like MORE than enough alcohol had been consumed....we call that 'foreplay'!!!!! LOL!
When mentioned she was going to try and salvage her relationship, friends, family, and co workers said she could never pull it off. DL
In many animals they are inside, hogs for instance. In people we need to keep them 2 degrees cooler than core body temp for best spermatogenesis, therefore outside, with a venous plexus around the artery to cool it off (just like a heat exchanger in a Porsche). You have muscle fibers that lift or drop your scrotum to keep it warmer or cooler depending on ambient temp, this is why they pull up tight in cold water.
Must have been HUGE amounts of blood. I can see it now: the Police :"What do you have in your mouth, Ma'am?" she: "Nut'n'."
How wrong they were. But you have to wonder how drunk he was to refuse a quick f*ck from an ex-girlfriend.
I would say he must have thought about about the strings attached in doing that but obviously, the word "attached" would no longer apply in this case! DL
