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Three Fingers to Thinner Thighs...(RANT)

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by Stackhouse, Jun 30, 2004.

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  1. Stackhouse

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    I have visited and lived in several third world countries and seen first hand the effects of parasites and other maladies. I don’t want to appear insensitive or cruel however <Begin Rant > I have a feeling that the condition of this 18 year old (on the left) is not a result of something she had ingested. It is, more likely, the result of the lack there of!

    Who is she? She is Gianni Versace's favorite niece, the 18 year old heiress of the Versace empire (now crumbling).

    My first impulse is to ask who has been taking care of this girl. Where are the parents??? Well perhaps her mother (Right) has been to busy trying to hold down a nine to five. Hell what can you do when you’re a single mother running a Billion dollar empire. There must be no time at all when your trying to support your coke…eerrr ummm …your lifestyle to fry up some eggs and bacon for your daughter. WTF did she do ?? Lock this CHILD up in a closet and leave her to eat paint chips?? As cruel as that may seem the reality is far more criminal! (Yea I’m making assumptions here! But this is my RANT so BUG OFF!!)
    Conditioning a child with the lifestyle these people lead is criminal! I’m sure that during pregnancy this child’s mother never exceeded her daily diet of thirty-four cigarettes, a kilo of coke, and two grapefruits!

    How would it be to grow up in a house where you would hear your mother B**CH about how fat those 98 pound runway models looked in her designer rags! And how next year she was going to fire the whole lot if they didn’t loose some weight!

    How would it be to learn that the coveted family secret of youth and beauty was a secret you held in your hands from birth when your mother gave you this advice…” Extend three fingers, position head over receptacle, insert fingers to back of throat and gently depress…That my dear is the Three fingers to thinner thighs secret…tell no one and guard it well.”

    Well… now this girl is an adult and wow just look at her! Mommy should be proud!!
    < End Rant>

    PD
    (I’m sick of watching tabloids air stories about eating disorders when the reporter herself is just as guilty of using the Three Fingers to Thinner Thighs Diet as the actress she is Gossiping about! “We all know that crap is king…give us dirty laundry…”)
     
  2. BigTex

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    Those are some ugly beyatches in some really tacky clothes!!!


    Maybe they are naturally ugly....I mean skinny!!

    This is why I'm...........
    Leaving Austin .........headed for New Bransfels!
     
  3. UroTrash

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    Actually I think one finger would do the trick , thus leaving 2 fingers for...oh, never mind.
     

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