Thursday Joke-------------------------

Women's Lib International Conference - Minutes of meeting
The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."(The crowd cheered).
The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well."(The crowd again cheered).
The third speaker, a Geordie lass, stood up and said, "Afta last year's conference, I went herm and telt that lazy b*****d of mine, Geordie, that I was nae longa pickin up his beer cans, cookin his bait and washin his kecks and that he was gonna haf to de them hisell." (The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes). She continued.................. "Afta the first day, I nevah saw nowt. Afta the second day, I nevah saw nowt, but afta the thord day, I could see a little bit out me left eye."

 

A'noon DL.

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After a heavy day's digging at the archeological site in Norway, the
researchers uncovered a priceless statue of the ancient Norse thunder
god.

It was a wondrous piece of artwork - He had bulging muscles, and
imposing
stance, and of course his famous giant hammer.

But most important of all, the eyes in his fierce-looking face were made
of
two giant rubies that glittered with a brilliant red colour.

Of course, the two leading archeologists on the dig were both determined
that they should be the one to have their name listed against the
discovery, and pretty soon the argument was intensifying to the point
where
the rest of the team, despite being exhausted after the day's work,
started
to gather round to watch.

The two of them continued squabbling for some time, and they provided
the
others with a great source of amusement for the evening, and by the time
they finally gave up and called a truce, everyone else was feeling quite
refreshed by the entertainment.

As the crowd dispersed, one junior digger turned to his friend, and
said:

"Well, that was a fight for Thor eyes."

 

BOOM BOOM ! ; )