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Thursday's joke...Short and damn funny!

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    A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves
    assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the
    two are tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in
    the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims. "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"

    After a moment of silence, he farted
     
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