Thought id add a little bit to this: Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. -- Joey Adams I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -- Rita Rudner My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. -- Patrick Murray Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers. -- Richard Pryor
