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Tips on getting a ferrari?

Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by jag11, Oct 30, 2005.

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  1. jag11

    jag11 Karting

    May 1, 2005
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    13. Live in a rich town and way to much time. How could I get a ferrari by the time im 16 w/ being a drug dealer.
     
  2. matteo

    matteo F1 World Champ

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    prostitution
     
  3. ^@#&

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    holy crap. i was gonna say that when i saw the thread
     
  4. matteo

    matteo F1 World Champ

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    If you want a Ferrari with a f-1 rather then 6-speed, then you need to sell drugs on the side
     
  5. ^@#&

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    if you do work in the narcotic substance distribution field i suggest you work with the colombians. you'll get killed in no time with them
     
  6. LetsJet

    LetsJet F1 Veteran
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    Well if your a hot girl... you could marry a guy that already owns one......


    Or


    Become a rapper
     
  7. jag11

    jag11 Karting

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    I'd be shot if I was a rapper.
     
  8. LetsJet

    LetsJet F1 Veteran
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    Well, then you still have #1..........
     
  9. gdbsti

    gdbsti Formula Junior

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    Teach teenagers correct grammar. The difference between two, to and too would be a good start.
     
  10. ^@#&

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    what about there, their, and they're

    and it's, its, and its'

    and you're and your

    and then and than

    i do make these "mistakes", but that is only because I am too lazy and the e and r are so close that there is faster than their or they're. same applies to your
     
  11. j15

    j15 F1 Rookie

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    very profound advice, welcome to the board, and good luck as a columbian street chemist
     
  12. Sfumato

    Sfumato F1 World Champ

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    #12 Sfumato, Oct 30, 2005
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    The secret is in the corn :)
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  13. ^@#&

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    hahahahahahah i loved klink. HH used to be on late at night
     
  14. asb9987

    asb9987 F1 Rookie

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  15. gdbsti

    gdbsti Formula Junior

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    Sorry, didn't see those in the original post. Does that mean I'm 0wn3d?
     
  16. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Write children's books. Either for babies or for young teens. You already should have the capacity for such material.

    The kid that wrote those Eragon the Dragon books was only 15 when the book was a bestseller. Now he's like 18 with 3 or 4 bestselling hardcover books and must be ROLLING in $$$.
     
  17. asb9987

    asb9987 F1 Rookie

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    Ryan, I honestly cannot tell if you are being serious or not... New Rosso Subscription? Didn't notice your avatar before.
     
  18. RossoCorsaItaly

    RossoCorsaItaly F1 Rookie
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    But realistically, just do what you can for the next 3 years and try to buy a 308GT4 and a daily beater. It might not be achievable at 16 but it's a realistical goal. It'd make a fun project car.
     
  19. EndymionMKII

    EndymionMKII Formula Junior

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    I would say sell crack, or useless crap on ebay.

    But, seriously if you want a Ferrari just work hard at something you love. You might not get it at 16 but, by the time you do own one you will be mature enough for the responisblity that comes with owning an Fcar.
     
  20. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ
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    That's the best part, isn't it? ;)

    Actually, I was being serious. Other than being a young pop star it was the best thing I could suggest.

    Naw, I've been a sponsor for over a year now. I've changed avatars a fair bit lately, but I have only had this one for a few weeks.
     
  21. hdpt00

    hdpt00 F1 Rookie

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    leveraged buyouts (what type of credit does a 13 year old have?)

    Oh I got it, get all your 13 and 12 year old friends and start a lemonade stand co-op. Make sure to also sell pink lemonade, it's a crowd pleaser and could get you some quick market share.
     
  22. kyleseyz

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    hahaha

    now that daylight savings has kicked in, go out in the late afternoon where it's almost near twilight, just before you need headlights, and start walking back and forth on crosswalks. Poorly lit ones that don't coincide with stoplights should work the best. You will probably get hit by an insured driver in the first couple hours of this if you are lucky, and if you have nice parents they can let you use some of your settlement money for an Fcar when you are 16.

    Oh, and you might get you know... injured...
     
  23. ylshih

    ylshih Shogun Assassin
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    I don't know guys. You're giving him some pretty good suggestions, but I think the Ferrari he buys will end up pink with spinners. I just couldn't cope knowing we helped make that happen.
     
  24. GERRA456gt

    GERRA456gt Formula 3

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    Dude get your mommmy and daddy to buy it for you!
    lol:D
    or
    WORK HARD
     
  25. Ken

    Ken F1 World Champ

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    All the crap aside, if you focus on your goal, get an education in an area you really love you will eventually be able to get anything you want.

    Ken
     

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