To the Ozzies

let the pigeons loose, bart is arriving

 

two things Bart, QANTAS - at least you will get here with the cargo door still attached first class brilliant, cattle class=boohoofooyoo

secondy, Whitsundays , check this site out for ACTUAL conditions :

http://www.bom.gov.au/weather/qld/mackay/warnings_and_forecasts.shtml

perfect time of the year for the islands and the temp of the water will be about 23-25 celcius so no real need for a wet suit when diving except to protect against fire coral (white pretty looking coral that burns like hell if you touch it) and if you are a diver watch out for the dreaded stone fish (no he's not on drugs but does issue them!!) they are DEADLY and look just like a rock but have venomous spines and are much scarier and more common than the sharks which are normally just tigers which like to warn you they are going to bite by nudging you to see how hard they have to bite - true, trust me I'm a dogtor

If you are flying out to Hamilton and then onto Hayman like any civilised person I envy you as this is the best island in the world bar none, if you are going to Hamilton, you may as well stayed in NY, either way have a great time and look out for the cone shells and blue ringed octopus as well (look them up on google and see if I'm BSing you)

 

What do you do for 5 days, SIMPLE get on a plane and go home and take the emerald castle with you (as well as that snot green phone)

 

His surname sounds German if he is lucky (or better still if we are lucky) Ol tart vanstone will throw him in Baxter Detention, and he can watch the GP with all those other germans!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Charming, I take it you voted for Pauline Hanson too?

 

wot? in that dance-off thing?

 

I voted for Nikky(since when did you become a celebrity)Webster. {Can someone tell me how do I put the post icons in my post?}

 

No, that best forgotten embarrasment of a nationlist, racist political party, One Nation.

 

nah much prefer the zionistic imperialist govt that we have now, the direction is so much more defined than one nation, Pauline lacked in fortitude and her IQ was/is quite similar to a sheep (<30), but hey lets all do a drive by Baxter in the Fcars so that they will see what you get once released.

 

just realised Bart meant this thread to be going to the Osbournes but I see some of the replies make as much sense as the Osbournes

Can someone "pleazze expalin" the Baxter reference ?

you SA guys are strange, just ask any NTer (and that's got nothing to do with IT!! Ash!)

 

geez, the adelaidien comparisons are flying about today... some of you otherstatiens feeling a wee bit insecure?

i'm systems/software/db/gis/etc, the IT guys are the ones who have to make sure my computer werks. i think of it as i'm the race-car driver and they're my pit crew. hey, whatever gets me through the day.

 

Dude i know how you fell i just read this thread 10 times, each time i have gotten even more confused

 

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Baxter Detention Centre.

 

oh yeah, sorry, I'm a bit slow today

going to the motorshow Friday with all us other "loosers" (sic) ?

I hate the internet reading words that don't exist and poor grandma...Ash and his "werk" are drivin me mad dude but then SAers are only just slightly better than plankton or that other higher life form , single celled amoeba

btw one of my best mates lives at Glenelg so I have to be nice to at least one of "them"

I was really pi55ed when VIC stole the GP, Adelaide is the spiritual home of the GP and I await the speedy return

 

oh to be unemploid...

not me, i'm a Sea Monkey.

Glenelg is referred to as Salisbury by the Sea, it's pretty much overrun with bogans now.

 

Can someone "pleazze expalin" the Baxter reference ?

Triple J did this skit about if you are studying german language in schools in Aust then there is a high chance u will be detained in Baxter Detention Centre (aka Christina Rau) ((spoke german and then whacko in you go)), so put Bart's surmane and being of german origin the chances are upon arrival in Aust the immigration Dept will see fit to stick him in Baxter (we can try anyway) so that's the reference to german thingo's and Baxter.

 

South Australia: Another State of Mind.

 

nah South Australia: mind head

 

Thank God it's Friday! Ash, Goober, you guys are freakin' nuts, I want some of whatever drugs you're on.

 

no, don't mind it at all.

sobriety. haven't had more than a couple beers in 2-3 weeks. i'm usually either drunk or hungover, all this blood in my alcohol stream is just plain wrong.

 

i still really like looking at pigs fly between speakers when listening to pink floyd, but then it's kinda hard when you land, stuff it landing is easy, take off is hard, it's getting the right proportion into the blood stream, bit like counting bolts under a bridge, u should try it, it's wild on your eyes especially when you get half way and lose count because of being so bent, it sorta makes life fun, thank god 4 ipods, now they just gotta a bluetooth to my brain and instant pink floyd in the head, now that's mind head.