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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by PeterS, Dec 10, 2005.

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  1. PeterS

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    #1 PeterS, Dec 10, 2005
    Why don't the makers of toilet paper print advertising on the sheets of TP? This would be a boom for their profits! They could have a three foot leader without any advertising so all the rolls on the shelf look the same...But when you get home, you can read about the new Oprah special and wipe with it!
     
  2. wax

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    #2 wax, Dec 10, 2005
    Forget advertising- NASCAR fans would clean the store out of "Collectible" toilet paper.
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  3. Bryan

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    #3 Bryan, Dec 10, 2005
    Advertising on toilet paper? Brilliant!
     
  4. redhead

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    #4 redhead, Dec 10, 2005
    Who else saw this thread and knew it was a PeterS thread?
     
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    #5 Auraraptor, Dec 10, 2005
    Cue Raylex!
     
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    Awesome!
     
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    #9 Ike, Dec 10, 2005

    Is that something Jimmy posted?
     
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    #10 ylshih, Dec 10, 2005
    Most advertisers probably wouldn't care to have their brand used that way.

    However, the idea of novelty TP should be good. People you want to wipe your a$$ with (OBL, etc)...
     
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    #12 ryalex, Dec 10, 2005
    They've had this for years. The problem is you're not supposed to use inked or colored paper on your behind. I'm not sure why (sphincteral ink absorption??), but doctors and people in the know seem to be against it.
     
  13. Mario Gonzalez

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    #13 Mario Gonzalez, Dec 10, 2005

    you can always make it embossed or watermarked.
     
  14. quartermaster

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    #14 quartermaster, Dec 10, 2005
    This concept has been used for many, many years. Thing is, it's done SUBLIMINALLY, and you can't see it.
    Ask yourself, what are you thinking of when you wipe and scrub that wretched, foul orifice?
    Some advertiser got their message through to you--you were just unaware of it.
     
  15. 285ferrari

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    #15 285ferrari, Dec 10, 2005
    Recently had my septic tank pumped---tank guy said never use Charmin tp. It does not break down like it is supposed to. Turns hard as a brick in your tank---Didnt use it that often before and wont be buying it now at all....
     
  16. PeterS

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    #16 PeterS, Dec 10, 2005
    It beats using the cheap stuff that feels like new dollar bills. Septic pump every four years for a comfy tush? That's a fair swap!
     
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    #17 TcpSec, Dec 11, 2005
    Your next venture! Piece of cake! You should run with it.


    ....two birds with one stone.....advertise your other business and put glue ads on it. What the heck, add free samples too...:)
     

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