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  1. darth550

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    #1 darth550, Jun 27, 2005
    INTERESTING FACT:

    Tom Cruise's has chosen to begin his latest "PR" engagement Gay Paree'.

    Since he is such an expert in psychology, I'm guessing this was meant to be his unheard cry for help?
     
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    #2 jimpo1, Jun 27, 2005
    He's AFRAID of psychology Darth. The Psychiatrists were enlisted by the Galatctic Overlord Xenu to help him blow up the souls with H Bombs on Hawaii 75 million years ago. They CAN'T be good after that! His Scientology roots are exposed.

    http://sf.irk.ru/www/xenuleaf.htm
     
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    #3 jsa330, Jun 27, 2005
    Amateur psychiatric diagnosis:

    Tom is suffering from bipolar disorder. He is currenly in a manic phase. He suspects that he needs traditional psychiatric help which may include medications, and is "in denial", big time, about this. His desperate need for help is in major conflict with the Scientology beliefs that he has deeply internalized, and he can't see a way out.
     
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    #4 Horsefly, Jun 27, 2005
    Tommy Boy is in a constant state of conflict due to the fact that there are 2 seperate threads in OFF TOPIC concerning his problems. If only there were 1, perhaps he could "see the way" toward a clear course of discussion.
     
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    #6 coolestkidever, Jun 27, 2005
    True fact:

    Vin Diesel doenst see the color red, he smells it
     
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    #7 FarmerDave, Jun 27, 2005
    What are you smoking, Pat? I don't get it.
     
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    #8 coolestkidever, Jun 27, 2005
    hahahahaha its from this random fact generator about [sarcasm] the worlds greatest actor vin diesel [/sarcasm]. Im inferring that vin diesel is much better than some puny 5' 6" tom cruise
     
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    #9 coolestkidever, Jun 27, 2005
    my humor is somewhat lost in the realm of online chatting. You dont get the same effect. sigh.......:(
     
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    #10 FarmerDave, Jun 27, 2005
    OK, I get it, I think.

    IMO,

    1984 Top Gun Tom Cruise > Vin Diesel > Present day Tom Cruise
     
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    #11 coolestkidever, Jun 27, 2005
    wholeheartedly agree
     
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    #12 CMY, Jun 28, 2005
    I didn't catch this earlier (duh) but I guess I missed something good. ;)

    http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/24/people.cruise.ap/index.html
    http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/27/cruise.psychiatrists.reut/index.html

    Considering that the box office hasn't been this bad in.. well, forever, I see Cruise painting himself into a corner that he can't get out of. I don't know about you guys, but I think I'm going to see WotW via $5 Chinatown DVD and not the theater.

    C.
     

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