If you're easily offended, stop here. I read tis today over on the R1 forum. I chuckled for about 10 minutes straight. Just thought I'd pass it on. Enjoy everyone, and have a great F-Car day! After her sixth child, lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with six children now being the limit she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it would look more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab. After the operation she she awoke to find three roses at the end of her bed. "Who are these from" she asked the nurse "Well" said the nurse "the first is from the surgeon. The operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks." "Ahhh, thats nice said lucy" "The second is from your husband - he's delighted with the surgery and can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time hes touched the sides in years and hes very excited!" "Brilliant" said lucy, "And the third?" "That's from Eric in the burns unit",said the nurse. "he wanted to thank you for his new ears!"
