Top ten most re-hashed 348 topics: my picks

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

BT

 

Sheeeez Bill. I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing this.

 

Webbed feet.......classic line

"Throw me a freaking bone here peopllllllle" (Places pinkie to corner of mouth while twisting hand upside down...)

 

Don't knock it 'til you try it.

BT

 

I actually own Earth,thats how i afford a 348.

LOL.

 

Man I love you 348 guys! I'm rolling on the floor here!!

"If I join the brotherhood, do I have to shave my nuts?"

Birdman

 

Yes. You have to shave your bolts, too. Every little bit of weight savings helps, you know!

 

Oh great, now we're gonna see a "let's see your shaved nuts" thread.

Haaaaaahahahahaaa!