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Toyota TF110 2010 F1 Car For Sale

Discussion in 'F1' started by jknight, Nov 12, 2009.

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  1. Modeler

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    Yeah, I'm shaving my beard and picking out frocks to try out as a grid girl too.
     
  2. VIZSLA

    VIZSLA Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Thanks for starting my day with that image;)
     
  3. brian.s

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    so it sounds as though our first agenda will be the T shirt?

    Anyone, I'm XXL.
     
  4. AustinMartin

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    So where do I fit in on the team? I can do pretty much anything... Would have volunteered for the photographer position, but Michael already has that taken...
     
  5. SRT Mike

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    #30 SRT Mike, Nov 13, 2009
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    We all know it's cheaper to buy existing technology than to develop it yourself, and as such I have been in negotiations with Toyota to buy the TF110 car.

    Unfortunately they did not accept my offer of an IOU scribbled on a Peter Windsor SpeedTV business card, and also rejected my counteroffer of an 80% stake in USF1, noting that the latter offer was actually less valuable than the first one.

    As such I have sourced an alternate base for our 2010 USF1 car. See attached.

    I figure we can release this picture to the public in our next press release, and as soon as Hurley's next check clears, Carol has authorized us to buy a ream a of inkjet photo paper so we can print some of these and hang them around the office, which should add a real air of credibility to our operation.
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  6. brian.s

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    So when does the wind testing begin, probably need a pick up truck. Try to get one of those 'hot rod' Nascar ones that go fast!

    can't do it here because the federalli won't allow riders in the bed. I'm sure TX don't GAF!.

    Let's see, Chad put up $20M, that's about 0.1% of his worth? I could match that, where should I send my $1.23 too?
     
  7. VIZSLA

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    Correct me if I'm wrong but there seem to be one or two areas where it doesn't conform;)
     
  8. ms.gto

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    I can not believe so much can happen when I take a few days off in the bush. FChat F1, sign me up please Carol. If you need a team of guys for transport, setup and breaking camp that can work 20 hours a day, look no further, Accord transport are whilling and able. Please, ...A...
     
  9. SRT Mike

    SRT Mike Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Charlie Whiting has assured me that our design conforms to the rules, and if it does not, I am confident we can get the rules changed to make it legal.

    Why not? We did it before. Have faith!
     
  10. ztunelover

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    Can I be a volunteer intern in there just to learn stuff?
     
  11. VIZSLA

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    Forgive me my brief lapse of faith.
     
  12. VIZSLA

    VIZSLA Four Time F1 World Champ
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    The board will require a note from a parent before processing your request.
     
  13. kraftwerk

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    I considered myself the Flavio of are operation, the only pain for you Dave is seeing me, sporting my new G string..

    Todt looked a little nervous when I approached him bit like a small nun at a penguin shooting.

    I told him the chainsaw was for shaping the car's aero..;)

    Very funny thread Carol..;)
     
  14. VIZSLA

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    This does very little to put my mind at ease.
     
  15. brian.s

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  16. yzee

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    Reporting for duty and if at all possible I need an advance on my 1st paycheck so I can go to the SuperNats in Vegas to review our business plan with Mr. Schumacher.
     
  17. yzee

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    If you could somehow close this deal with Mr. Putch you would need Jack as the team media relations manager.
     
  18. kraftwerk

    kraftwerk Two Time F1 World Champ

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    #43 kraftwerk, Nov 15, 2009
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    We need someone with the ability to plough into a wall on a given coded signal.

    Ahh scratch that no refueling...:eek:
     
  19. kraftwerk

    kraftwerk Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Brian if I see or hear from that Mosley ever again, it would be a billion years to soon.
     
  20. bowbells

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    Maxxx could do a great opening skit for the launch.

    (Runs and ducks for cover) LOL
     
  21. ztunelover

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    But I thought if I was 18 and above I didn't need a note. :( I am going to tell my mom. ROFL. Then again my maturity rivals a 2.5year old.
     
  22. VIZSLA

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    In that case you may qualify as an elder statesmen among this bunch;)
     

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