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TROLL OF THE YEAR.........

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AND THE WINNER IS..............................

  1. Randall (Hitler youth)

  2. allanlambo (stooge of the ocean)

  3. Me (for starting this thread)

  4. Carbon/DES/NNO (for outright post whoring)

  5. Gary Gladstone (this month's model of the Green line of Trolls)

  6. Mako99 (no sense of self, lousy judge of character)

  7. Il Commenadatore

  8. Matt Lemus (250BS Coupe)

  9. Arlie the Horsefly

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  1. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

    Apr 1, 2002
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    BRUCE WELLINGTON
    DONT KNOW ROB..GREEN WAS NOT AS ARROGANT

    WHO KNOWS?? GOT MORE CRAP IN LIFE TO WORRY ABOUT.
     
  2. Schatten

    Schatten F1 World Champ
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    Apr 3, 2001
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    Randy
    Damn, so many choices. If it were only checkboxes instead of radio buttons - that would make it so much easier.

    I'll vote for Mako - while I don't agree with him, I applaud him for sticking his neck out in harsh manners. That kind of attitude is commendable in a trolling manner, and some lines of business.
     
  3. Mojo

    Mojo Formula 3

    Sep 24, 2002
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    If this Mako99 guy keeps making everyone laugh hes going to get less votes. I would like to re-vote, new thread?
     
  4. sherpa23

    sherpa23 F1 Veteran
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    May 28, 2003
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    Mako, you seem to want it so bad and that means something to me. You get my vote.
     
  5. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Aug 3, 2002
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    Carbon McCoy
    LMAO...! Am i the only one who caught that...? Funny stuff, Randy...


    i voted for myself just so Mako couldn't get what he wanted...:D
     
  6. Napolis

    Napolis Three Time F1 World Champ
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    Oct 23, 2002
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    Jim Glickenhaus
    Mako
    I'm confused losing 1 Billion being on the wrong side of the Euro doesn't effect VW?
    Instead of repeating crap why don't you make a leveraged euro/$ bet esp. as you, unlike Deutch Bank and I,think the prob. is short term?
    (BTW despite you're Gobbell like repeating of things that aren't true;short term ain't several years. I hope that because of your misunderstanding of short term you having been paying short term rates on your capital gains)
    If you really think DB's call this morning, based on the US def. of 550B (euro 135 in 12) is off there's a lot of traders willing to take you $'s. So far this morning the futur's alone have done 15 Billion Euro up/dollar down 124.41.
    Feeling Lucky?
     
  7. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Dec 6, 2002
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    Bubba
    All I know is my matching 308GTB luggage set is gonna be $10,000.00 soon! (3,800.00 Euro).

    And then Bush passes this immigrant thing, the US is gonna look like a
    third world country!

    "Drivin to the poorhouse jus' as fast as I can." Joe Ely
     
  8. Mako99

    Mako99 Formula Junior
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    Dec 29, 2003
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    Well it appears that the campaign has hit some setbacks. Much like Howard Dean, I have been relegated to third place and must now cut back on where I spend my limited resources.

    I will be forced to withdraw from ads in key demographic areas, particularly in the "Other Italian" and "General Discussion" sections, as well as "Racing" and even the F-chat porn section: "Showroom". Tough times call for tough measures. I have even fired my campaign manager, Mike550, to put it blunty for a "lack of brains".

    Now, to address my constituency:

    ROB: You are certainly a troll, a troll that happens to own and operate his own bridge, lol. I say this because of the disgusting hands-groping-in-public love affair you've demonstrated in posts lately with the new 355 challenge car.

    Good lord, I haven't seen such a sticky sweet public display of affection since the last Newlyweds episode on MTV. "OHMIGOSH GUYS, THE 355 CHALLENGE CAR PASSED ME A NOTE IN GEOMETRY TODAY AND IT SAID MEET ME AT LAGUNA SECA! IMSOEXCITED, WE'RE GONNA DO ITTTTTT!"

    For you I bring out my best Pee Wee Herman voice impression and say loudly:

    "Well if you like it so much, why don't you marry it!"

    SPASSO: To you all I can say is where's TC in his Helicopter? Isn't Higgins calling you for another case? Thank god you've got a 308 to answer the call right buddy? Even though Tom Selleck probably saw more a$$ than a rental car in the 80s, it's still not a reason to own his car.

    SCHATTEN: Where did I go wrong with you? How did I earn some of your respect? I apologize and I hope in the future I will offend you as I have most of the others. My favorite part of your post: "That kind of attitude is commendable in a trolling manner, and some lines of business."

    I have never seen a tie-in from internet trolling to the business world, but you pull it off like Martha Stewart in an Donna Karan suit.

    JIM/NAPOLIS: You criticizing my economic policies for the Euro is like watching a dog trying to work a doorknob. Please. Seriously though, you are right in everything you've ever posted about the softening of the dollar, except my point has always been that Audi/VW won't make extremely dramatic changes in reaction to it as you've suggested. Car manufactuers are constantly running a marathon, while consumers are constantly sprinting, as can be seen by the Motor Trend Dino thread. We want big, fast, sweeping changes, but the car makers have the turning ability of an aircraft carrier. Even if they wanted to, there's nothing they can do about the Dollar now besides grin and bear it and pray it's cyclical AS IT ALWAYS IS.

    SPEEDY308: Now unlike Jim's proposistion for investment, I will certainly invest in your luggage because its rate of return is beating my portfolio's YTD return slightly. Plus I know that you are probably like every other obsessed and mentally disabled 308-owner in that the luggage is probably in a room in your house on a marble pedestal and no oxygen is allowed in. A total vacuum, like the cosmos. Thank god you're preserving that priceless 308 luggage!!!!!!! Enzo would be proud.
     
  9. allanlambo

    allanlambo F1 Rookie

    Jun 9, 2002
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    Im sooo close to victory! Ferrari's suck! Ferrari's suck! etc etc etc
    They are slow, boring, dull, and uninspiring. Its raining outside, so i pulled the 355 OUT of the garage and let it sit in the driveway! The Nsx,Lotus and Porsche are far superior to the Ferrari in every way imagineable, and lambo reigns supreme among exotics. 308/328 are turds, 360's are for girls, 550/575/456 are Supra lookalikes in a duller form.
     
  10. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    Mako,

    What you lack in campaign funding you make up with style points! Sidestepping all the while with Fred Astaire-esqe moves, nice.

    Methinks the tail now wags the Lambo dog (didn't take long)!

    Like water off a Mako's back! If I only had another vote! :)

    DL
     
  11. rob lay

    rob lay Administrator
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    Dec 1, 2000
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    Ahh, I will never apologize for my passion! If a troll is someone passionate about Ferrari, then I'm a troll! :) I got the hot wife and no Ferrari will ever be above her, unless she's changing the oil of course. Man, I think you're just hating the 355 C and not me. You have to admit it's one hot car and with much cool history to boot. Want to meet on the track with either your NSX or 360 CS? :D It's just a car and I'm just an enthusiast.
     
  12. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Dec 6, 2002
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    Bubba
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  13. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Bubba
    From a Cigarette boat, using old Lambo blocks for weight!!!!!!!!


    BBBBLLLLLLLTTTTTTTHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
     
  14. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Bubba
    I gotta go jump start the "Common308Owner" for a cruise downtown.

    Ya'll have a great weekend! See ya Monday!
     
  15. TimN88

    TimN88 F1 Veteran

    Jun 12, 2001
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    Biggest idiot of the year should go to all the people who posted in this thread, which gives them the attention they are after and causes problems onthe board. I would've thought everony would realize that by now.
     
  16. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

    Apr 1, 2002
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    NICE ONE TIM

    NO MORE PARTIES FOR YOU IN NJ...YOU JUST RUINED IT :)

    B
     
  17. MarkPDX

    MarkPDX F1 World Champ
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    Apr 21, 2003
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    Gladstone is Green. He has taken to hanging out at the LA public library.
     
  18. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    Does this mean I got your vote?

    DL
     
  19. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

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    NICE DETECTIVE WORK, MARK
     
  20. allanlambo

    allanlambo F1 Rookie

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    Alright! I got one more vote! Whose with me!!!
     
  21. Clax

    Clax Formula 3

    Oct 3, 2002
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    Damn, I laughed my ass off when I read this...

    This is a tough voting decision...
     
  22. Mako99

    Mako99 Formula Junior
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    Come on Clax, your F-chat handle is like a bad 1980's Atari videogame name.

    Vote for me!
     
  23. Mako99

    Mako99 Formula Junior
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    This is the kind of support I'm looking for. Anyone see the last Satuday Night Live with the Howard Dean phone call spoofs?

    "Hello John, Howard Dean here. As the district leader in your state we're counting on your support in the upcoming primary. Uh-huh. So you're going for Kerry then? That's too bad. Ok, no problem. Why don't you go and f$ck yourself."
     
  24. AJS328

    AJS328 F1 Veteran
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    Apr 23, 2003
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    Are you including yourself in this Mr. Sunshine?
     
  25. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ

    Feb 16, 2003
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    Come on Mako,

    Is that the best you can do? The Tom Selleck thing?

    You know that I KNOW what I have and I'm not making any excuses for it. I doubt you would have the maturity to admit the same.

    If I were trying to emulate Tom Selleck I would be walking around in 'up the butt' white tennis shorts (which I'm not).

    Unlike you I don't have to rely on this board to boost my ego by cutting down the choices other people make in what they drive and how they choose to live. Not even yours.

    Money is no substitute for class. Intelligence is wasted if it isn't channeled to the best possible use.

    Now go away and make yourself useful somewhere.

    DJ.
     

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