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True Sports Quotes

Discussion in 'Sports' started by UroTrash, Sep 2, 2004.

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  1. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Jan 20, 2004
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    Clifford Gunboat
    TRUE QUOTES

    Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
    during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:


    1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

    2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
    from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

    3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

    4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
    deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

    5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
    can expect the same thing again."

    6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

    7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

    8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

    9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
     
  2. millemiglia

    millemiglia Formula Junior

    Jan 14, 2003
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    Peter B.
    Ouch! Way too much information!

    Oh, really?

    Cox, I thought it was spelled differently, but then again, what do I know, I'm Swedish...

    I always wondered what they did during "time-out"...

    /Peter
     
  3. Tomf-1

    Tomf-1 F1 Rookie

    Jan 17, 2004
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    Thomas
    funny.... i enjoyed them.
    thanks.
     
  4. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Jan 20, 2004
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    Clifford Gunboat

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