Tuesday joke............................

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by darth550, Mar 23, 2004.

  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 14, 2003
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    John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their
    waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that
    John was ever so slowly, silently sliding down his chair and under the
    table, while Mary acted quite unconcerned.

    Their waitress watched as John slid all the way down his chair and out
    of sight under the table. Still, Mary appeared calm and unruffled,
    apparently unaware that John had disappeared under the table.

    After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table
    and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband
    just slid under the table."

    The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Oh, no. He
    did not. In fact, he just walked in the front door."


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