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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Dec 23, 2002
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    An Aussie , a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.
    They found themselves stranded on a desert island.
    After being there for awhile, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the
    sun go down.

    One particular evening the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.

    As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Aussie.
    Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
    But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Aussie took his arm from around the sheep.

    After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.
    A few weeks passed, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
    The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful the Aussie had ever seen.

    She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly
    nursed her back to health.
    When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to the evening ritual.
    It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

    Pretty soon, the Aussie started to get "those feelings" again.
    He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned
    over to the young woman, cautiously and whispered in her ear.......

    "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
     
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  3. Dave Radu

    Dave Radu Karting

    Nov 20, 2003
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    tonyh,

    Very funny. Needed the laugh
     
  4. Steve Darrah

    Steve Darrah Rookie

    Nov 5, 2003
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    Call to the boss:"I'm sorry but I won't be able to come to work today as I'm suffering from Anal Glaucoma."

    Boss:"WTF is Anal Glaucoma?"

    Reply:"I just can't see my as coming to work today."
     

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