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Tuesday's Joke......

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  1. 4sfed4

    4sfed4 Karting

    Dec 22, 2003
    The husband had finished his book, "Man Of The House", by the time he
    reached home. He stormed into the house and walked directly up to
    his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want
    you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want
    you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
    my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
    And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me
    and comb my hair?"

    "The funeral director," said his wife

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