TV Interview .......... humor

TV Reporter interviewing a Man about drinking in "excess".

Lady Interviewer: Do you drink beer every day?

Man: Yes.

Lady Interviewer: How much a day?

Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon.

Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost?

Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli.

Lady Interviewer: And how long have you been
drinking like that?

Man: 15 years.

Lady Interviewer: So with a six-pack costing
$10.00, and you consuming 3 six-packs a day,
you are spending.roughly $900 each month.

In one year, you would then be spending $10,800,
correct?

Man: Correct.

Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend $10,800
on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your
spending roughly $162,000; correct?

Man: Correct.

Lady Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you that
if you had not been drinking for the last 15 years, you could
have bought a Ferrari?

THE MAN PAUSED FOR A MOMENT.

Man: Do you drink?

Lady Interviewer: No.

Man: So where's your %$@(*&% Ferrari?