Got this from another forum and changed a couple of things. "Twas the night before Christmas and caught at a light, was a big red ferrari and no cops in sight. I will try, I will try, I will try with this 2 liter motor, to beat this damn ferrari, wish I had a blower. As the light goes to green and I pull like no joke, the ferrari erupts in clouds of tire smoke. Now Smasher, now Rev-er, now Stroker, now Blitzen, these are the names of my four VTEC pistons. Racing ahead I'm the star of the action, but I know I'm in trouble when that ferrari gets traction. Grabbing second, I hear the RPMs sing, my rearview mirror is blocked by my huge rear wing. I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining, all I can do is keep that four-banger straining. In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast, and my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past. Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late. Just try to act cool, like you can relate. Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, the driver backs off just to give me a holler. "you can't win them all" he says with a fling, "you may not win any in that silly thing." I scowled and I revved and let out a sigh, and did my classic trademark high speed fly-by, then I smiled and revved as I pulled out of sight, with my new mods tomorrow, it will be a better night."