Twas the week before Christmas and all through the dissected, split up, scattered, anally created forums, not a ****, thats too many syllables, I gotta start over Twas the week before Christmas and all through the chat; Misposted threads started to fall through the cracks Rob wasnt here to see the terrible dysfunction- There was a thread about Enzos in General Discussion!!! Then the server went down and we folded with fear; How can we vote for Troll of The Year ?!? Then all of a sudden, we saw such distortion; Was it Lamarossa and his Supra abortion ? The board was back up! But something was amiss The Bikini Thread was empty! Our jpegs! Our gifs! Calamity ensued no more titty wishlist ! Our only piece of "p_ssy" was Kitty Fishsticks ? Then from up in the sky, we heard a thunderous sound; It was too early for Santa to be comin to town But it WAS Santa coming, in his flying F40; Where are the reindeer? Is he trying to be sporty ? We were excited at first, but then we cooled down And eagerly listened as his turbos spooled down He handed out presents and started with Fred (See, dude, I remembered! You were hard to forget!) He spoke a thick NY accent, I have sumthin fuh youse Bandwidth for Rob, a CAPS BUTTON FOR BRUCE A cable modem for UroTrash, so hed stop getting booted; A model airplane for Gentry tail number included ! Enough with the politics! Art got a kick in the pants And Maranelloman got a one-way ticket to France Santa told Rob not to censor Rossa Hubbell got a beautiful, topless Testarossa Then Santa turned to me and gave me the evil eye; Whaddya want fer Christmas and ya better not lie! I want peace on earth; unity; we need trust Dont give that bullsh!t, you fat, greedy fück! You always want something; something more new age, too I looked at him and said, One three four two eight two. He reached in his pocket for what sounded like keys I felt a tingle in my spine that went down to my knees Out came his hand, with something that glared; A quarter; Here, go call someone who cares! But Santa I said and he quickly interrupted; Earn it the right way, you greedy meat puppet! He jumped in the F40 and closed the door; Turned the key and it started with a roar He shifted into first and took of with the speed of light Merry Christmas to all, but you need to get a life ! Merry Christmas, everyone.