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T'was The Week Before Christmas, 2004...!!!

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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Twas the week before Christmas and all through the dissected, split up, scattered, anally created forums, not a – ****, that’s too many syllables, I gotta start over…



    Twas the week before Christmas and all through the chat;
    Misposted threads started to fall through the cracks…

    Rob wasn’t here to see the terrible dysfunction-
    There was a thread about Enzos in General Discussion!!!

    Then the server went down and we folded with fear;
    How can we vote for Troll of The Year…?!?

    Then all of a sudden, we saw such distortion;
    Was it Lamarossa and his Supra abortion…?

    The board was back up! But something was amiss…
    The Bikini Thread was empty! Our jpegs! Our gifs!

    Calamity ensued – no more titty wishlist…!
    Our only piece of "p_ssy" was… Kitty Fishsticks…?

    Then from up in the sky, we heard a thunderous sound;
    It was too early for Santa to be comin’ to town…

    But it WAS Santa coming, in his flying F40;
    Where are the reindeer? Is he trying to be sporty…?

    We were excited at first, but then we cooled down…
    And eagerly listened as his turbos spooled down…

    He handed out presents and started with Fred…
    (See, dude, I remembered! You were hard to forget!)

    He spoke a thick NY accent, “I have sumthin’ fuh youse…”
    Bandwidth for Rob, a CAPS BUTTON FOR BRUCE…

    A cable modem for UroTrash, so he’d stop getting booted;
    A model airplane for Gentry – tail number included…!

    “Enough with the politics!” Art got a kick in the pants…
    And Maranelloman got a one-way ticket to France…

    Santa told Rob not to censor Rossa…
    Hubbell got a beautiful, topless Testarossa…

    Then Santa turned to me and gave me the evil eye;
    “Whaddya want fer Christmas – and ya better not lie!”

    “I want peace on earth; unity; we need trust…”
    “Don’t give that bullsh!t, you fat, greedy fück!”

    “You always want something; something more new age, too…”
    I looked at him and said, “One three four two eight two.”

    He reached in his pocket for what sounded like keys…
    I felt a tingle in my spine that went down to my knees…

    Out came his hand, with something that glared;
    A quarter; “Here, go call someone who cares!”

    “But Santa –“ I said and he quickly interrupted;
    “Earn it the right way, you greedy meat puppet!”

    He jumped in the F40 and closed the door;
    Turned the key and it started with a roar…

    He shifted into first and took of with the speed of light…
    “Merry Christmas to all, but you need to get a life…!”




    Merry Christmas, everyone. :)
     
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  3. UroTrash

    UroTrash Three Time F1 World Champ
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    Magnificent, simply magnificent!
     
  4. coolestkidever

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  5. PaulfromPA

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    Haha good lyrics... is there an audio version soon to be posted?:)
     
  6. Mike360

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    Pure sKill Carbon.
    Pure Skill ....
     
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  8. chrlsstyles

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    Carbon that was pure genious. amazing.
     
  9. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Thanks, guys... :)
     
  10. Ferrari0324

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    That was so phenominally excellent ( I don't care if that doesn't make sense) that i'm near tears. Hahaha, great!
     
  11. Mr Payne

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    That was so awesome. Santa with the flying F40!
     
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  13. Dom

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    That was great! Another Ferrarichat classic.

    Dom
     
  14. WJHMH

    WJHMH Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Wow, very impressive Carbon.
    Have a great Holiday.
     
  15. FarmerDave

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    I wanted to quote my favorite parts, but I realized, every single stanza was hilarious! :) ROTFLMFAO! :)
     
  16. darth550

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    The keys to the NNO, he left on the hearth...
    Embossed on the card, Merry Christmas to Darth!

    Sorry :D

    DL
     
  17. damcgee

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    Great! I just wish there were more references to people, like last years. And I'm really surprised the Enzo only rated one mention!
     
  18. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Nice one mate, i wonder if that could be made into an official F-CHAT christmas card :)
     
  19. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Dave, ROTFLMAO...! That was awesome...!

    Thanks, everyone... :)
     
  20. darth550

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    :D

    My pleasure!

    DL
     
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    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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  22. LAfun2

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    Interesting how 4 out of the 5 cards show over weight people. I guess NNO really lives up to the title of loving the BBWs ;)
     
  23. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Suffering from E.D. really gives you lots of time to look for all my posts and make redundant comments about "BBWs", huh...? :)
     
  24. Fan512bbi

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    LMAO :D:D Serves your right Ryan :D
     
  25. LAfun2

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    My comments can't possibly be more redundant than the infamous "do you have the serial #" line. ;)
     
  26. FarmerDave

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    BANG BANG BANG!
    This meeting of the mutual admiration society will now come to order!
     
  27. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    LOL...!

    Touche, Ryan, that was pretty funny... :)
     
  28. LAfun2

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    Don't worry Dave, its no biggie. NNO knows that I enjoy his posts very much, and I think he contributes vastly to the board. Me and him joke around tons, but its not personal. Though for some reason I have gotten PM's inquiring if we are really fighting (some F chatters have really thin skin it seems). I enjoy sparring with NNO, as I feel he can give it out like he can take it.


    Happy Holidays to you all (even though Flatoutracing is hating me using that in the Xmas season) ;)
     

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