Twas the week before Christmas and all through the board, Mr. Green was entertainment for all who were bored... Jon's selling his Challenge and i'm itchin' to track somethin', and the newbie's telling Bruce to UNLOCK HIS CAPS BUTTON... When all of a sudden, a new thread had appeared; Witha picture of Santa Claus- i didn't know DES had a beard...(?) But it wasn't that picture-posting post-whore at all, It was Santa with cylinders- stroke, bore and all... Straight from the factory, he'd been zooming on his way, With badges, a challenge grill and a Tubi on his sleigh... He filled our threads with laughter and cheer, and instead of cookies milk, he had asked for a beer... He handed out presents and started with Rob; A box full of bandwidth and carbon shift knobs... For James and his Dusenberg, a gold-plated crank starter, and a 12-cylinder dildo for dear ol' Frank Parker... A note that had read: "We're sorry for lyin'..." taped to a brand new 360 Stradale for Brian... As i began singing carols, the board's heart chimed with me; A matte black Maranello for Mr. Darth550... The gifts kept coming and, DESpite his demeanor, Santa gave a brand-spanking new bottle of nitrous to Fiedler... Badges and grilles, there was carbon fiber galore...! And a pimp robe for Rochlin, of the finest velour... As if that wasn't enough, since the board was just lovin' him, He gave Saddam Hussein to the horDES of republicans... A gorgeous F40- "Now don't be bad, Jordan..." Said Santa as he turned and gave a Countach to Dan Gordan... "You've been good," Santa said, "You've played your peace right..." Then he turned and threw coal at JRV's site... When he finished giving gifts, Santa jumped in his sled; No front plate, though; it was in the window, instead... But we saw his back plate and weren't sorry we missed it; In big, bold letters, it read: 4RE4XMAS... He took off into the night, his exhaust was just SO loud... "Merry Christmas to all," he said, "and to all a high post count...!"