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Twas The Week Before Christmas...

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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

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    Twas the week before Christmas and all through the board,
    Mr. Green was entertainment for all who were bored...

    Jon's selling his Challenge and i'm itchin' to track somethin',
    and the newbie's telling Bruce to UNLOCK HIS CAPS BUTTON...

    When all of a sudden, a new thread had appeared;
    Witha picture of Santa Claus- i didn't know DES had a beard...(?)

    But it wasn't that picture-posting post-whore at all,
    It was Santa with cylinders- stroke, bore and all...

    Straight from the factory, he'd been zooming on his way,
    With badges, a challenge grill and a Tubi on his sleigh...

    He filled our threads with laughter and cheer,
    and instead of cookies milk, he had asked for a beer...

    He handed out presents and started with Rob;
    A box full of bandwidth and carbon shift knobs...

    For James and his Dusenberg, a gold-plated crank starter,
    and a 12-cylinder dildo for dear ol' Frank Parker...

    A note that had read: "We're sorry for lyin'..."
    taped to a brand new 360 Stradale for Brian...

    As i began singing carols, the board's heart chimed with me;
    A matte black Maranello for Mr. Darth550...

    The gifts kept coming and, DESpite his demeanor,
    Santa gave a brand-spanking new bottle of nitrous to Fiedler...

    Badges and grilles, there was carbon fiber galore...!
    And a pimp robe for Rochlin, of the finest velour...

    As if that wasn't enough, since the board was just lovin' him,
    He gave Saddam Hussein to the horDES of republicans...

    A gorgeous F40- "Now don't be bad, Jordan..."
    Said Santa as he turned and gave a Countach to Dan Gordan...

    "You've been good," Santa said, "You've played your peace right..."
    Then he turned and threw coal at JRV's site...

    When he finished giving gifts, Santa jumped in his sled;
    No front plate, though; it was in the window, instead...

    But we saw his back plate and weren't sorry we missed it;
    In big, bold letters, it read: 4RE4XMAS...

    He took off into the night, his exhaust was just SO loud...
    "Merry Christmas to all," he said, "and to all a high post count...!"
     
  2. Tyler

    Tyler F1 Rookie

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!:) I damn near swallowed my cigar. LOL You seriously need to start writing for a living.
     
  3. MarkPDX

    MarkPDX F1 World Champ
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    THAT is really funny, good work DES. I'm going to call you in about 1 minute.

    On Edit: I left you a message
     
  4. tbakowsky

    tbakowsky F1 World Champ
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    "12 cylinder dildo for dear'ol Frank Parker"
    LMAO!!!

    Geez that has to be one of the funniest thing I have read on this site.
    Des..You really should look into doing somthing with this talent you have for writing.

    Fantastic stuff!!

    Tom
     
  5. jordan747_400

    jordan747_400 F1 Veteran
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    LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO!!!

    POST OF THE MONTH!!!

    I GOT AN F40 TOO!!

    LOLOLOL DES YOUR HILARIOUS!
     
  6. Chiaro_Slag

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  7. EVartanian

    EVartanian Formula 3

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    That was truly great. Well done Carbon!
     
  8. Entelechy

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    Brilliant DES! Lol :)
     
  9. francisco j. quinones

    francisco j. quinones Formula Junior

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    LMAO!!
    Excellent,DES
     
  10. WJHMH

    WJHMH Two Time F1 World Champ
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    DES, You rule!

    Keep up the great writing, it will take you far.

    Happy Holidays!
     
  11. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

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    LOL, Thanks, everyone... i'm glad you all enjoyed it; i enjoyed writing it... Sorry i couldn't make it longer...
     
  12. ILuv4Res

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    That DEServes a round of applause!!!!!

    Absolutely hilarious...........


    <my new goal........get into DES's x-mas poem next year!!!>

    :)
     
  13. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

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    :)


    Jimgle Bells, Allan smells, worse than Green, by far...
    But Fred is nice,
    his threads need lights,
    to go with his dancing avaTAR...!


    :)
     
  14. Gilles27

    Gilles27 F1 World Champ

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    Hilarious as always, DES!!
     
  15. jordan747_400

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    LOL!

    Congratulations Fred :)
     
  16. beast

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    BRAVO BRAVO!!!!!!!
     
  17. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

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    LOL, Jordan... Thanks, everyone... :)
     
  18. ILuv4Res

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    This is sooooo cool!! I didn't have to wait until next year to get into the DES x-mas poem!!! This made my day!!

    By the way DES, pretty funny!!!! :)

    This DEServes another round of applause!!!!
     
  19. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

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    LOL... Thanks, Fred... :)
     
  20. TestShoot

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    SantaBot, Where's my coal!?!

    (watching Futurama Xmas Episodes)
     
  21. rob

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    Excellent Des but Santa didn't leave a Ferrari gated shifter paperweight for me!
     
  22. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

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    Rob, it's not Christmas yet... Give him time... :)
     
  23. rob

    rob F1 Rookie

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    Well if he's got some time I wouldn't mind if he dropped a 308 off to me, but ya know I don't wanna be pushy or anything.
     
  24. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

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    He'll be monitoring this thread, so who knows... :)
     
  25. rob

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    YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! (I better be good for a while)
     

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