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  1. tifosi69

    tifosi69 Formula 3

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    Al-Al Cool J
    I've seen 3 in real life, sat in one and you are CRAZY !!!
     
  2. AJS328

    AJS328 F1 Veteran
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    Anyone remember those "Machiavelli" kit cars based on the Trans Am/Camaros in the late 80's? They were supposed to look like a 308 but more closely resembled a bad dream.
     
  3. RacerX_GTO

    RacerX_GTO F1 World Champ
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    Avanti - What the hell where they thinking????

    308GT4 - :D

    1960's Chevy Impala

    Edsel

    I can't beleive people bought these cars on purpose!
     
  4. tifosi69

    tifosi69 Formula 3

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    Let's not forget the "Vettearossa" HORRID !!
     
  5. tvrfreak

    tvrfreak F1 Rookie
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    Another contender...this is an Italian car called the Edonis. They have just one demo model so far, and when EVO had it for testing it fried its clutch. Supposedly putting out more than 1000 hp and some ungodly amount of torque. Hideous from every angle.
     
  6. tifosi69

    tifosi69 Formula 3

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    Kind of looks like a Murci from the rear.
     
  7. AnotherDunneDeal

    AnotherDunneDeal F1 Veteran

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  8. tifosi69

    tifosi69 Formula 3

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    What about the Bricklin (spelling?)
     
  9. tvrfreak

    tvrfreak F1 Rookie
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    Another winner...Fiat Multipla
     
  10. AnotherDunneDeal

    AnotherDunneDeal F1 Veteran

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    Doesn't it just give you a "woodie"?
     
  11. isellpower

    isellpower Formula Junior

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    I don't think it's bad, but they got the styling from the movie the Minority Report.
     
  12. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

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    Its the Urkel Mobile.
     
  13. ross

    ross Three Time F1 World Champ
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    you guys have covered most of my favorite uglies.
    how about the old citroen diane, so ugly it got cool.
    rolls royce camargue? anything by zimmer?
    and my suggestion for recent ugly has to be the new 5 and 7 series bmw's, what a waste of great engines.
     
  14. 4sfed4

    4sfed4 Karting

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    Dont forget grandma's grocery getter!

    As lacking in handsomeness and aero slickness as it is, the dang thing still pulled 13.0@115 last week. (No comments on the ET to mph match please :D yes...I bogged the car horribly.)
     
  15. tifosi69

    tifosi69 Formula 3

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    Isn't that the Shelby?
     
  16. 4sfed4

    4sfed4 Karting

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    Shelby collaborated on some Dodges, but not really this one. (Initially, I believe he was to, but in the end the car was not a Shelby.)

    The engine on the 1991-1993 R/Ts was a joint venture between Dodge and Lotus. The lower end seems to be Dodge's contribution and the head was that of Lotus.
     
  17. writerguy

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    Featured in AUTOMOBILE magazine in their premier year titled "one Fake Ferrari" if i remember Philip Michael Thomas (Tubs from Miami Vice" was an investor and owned a purple Metalic

    (best automotive article ever.....)
     
  18. tifosi69

    tifosi69 Formula 3

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    I remember that ... that 'investment" tanked just like his post-Miami Vice career. Miami Vice .. the good old days of television (he says .. waxing nostalgically)
     
  19. writerguy

    writerguy F1 Veteran

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    That article and that magazine are my main inspirations for getting into this business.... I remember laughing SOOO hard at that.
     
  20. Miltonian

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    Audiguy: Correct me if I'm mistaken, but I believe your first picture in post #15 is actually a Fend Flitzer, not a Messerschmidt. Pretty close, but not quite the same thing.
     
  21. Etcetera

    Etcetera Two Time F1 World Champ
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  22. sjmst

    sjmst F1 Veteran
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    A Classic
     
  23. Schatten

    Schatten F1 World Champ
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    Regarding the Aztek - as the story goes, from the inside which I received first hand - there was quite a bit of money tied up in the project. So much in fact that they were way over budget and they still didn't have everything finished. Most of the money was spent on the project managers and managers overseeing the entire design and engineering of the car. GM finally had it with those PM's and said - release what you have. And thus, the Aztek was born. It was so bad... GM made the PM's and exec's drive them. For how long, no idea.
     
  24. DMClark

    DMClark Karting

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    I'd have to say, out of all the car listed in this thread so far, those take it.
     

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