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  1. UroTrash

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    #1 UroTrash, Jul 21, 2005
    Anyone here an ordained minister of the Universal Life Chuch?


    I have a buddy that's a minister and as a present for my 40th birthday he sprung the $5 to make me an actual SAINT of the Universal Life Church, much more swagger than an ordinary minister if I do say so myself.


    So, not only is everything tax deductable in my life, being a non-profit religious organization, I think I can smoke peyote as well.



    http://www.ulc.org/?destination=main&numina=








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  2. ^@#&

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    #2 ^@#&, Jul 21, 2005
    Don't you have to be dead to be a saint?
     
  3. matteo

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    #3 matteo, Jul 21, 2005
    I am. It was free so what the hell

    What you need done? If you do it, get the wedding in a box kit.
     
  4. UroTrash

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    #4 UroTrash, Jul 21, 2005
    you're a Californicator, ever met Kirby?
     
  5. matteo

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    #5 matteo, Jul 21, 2005
    Negitive Ghostrider.
     
  6. UroTrash

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    #6 UroTrash, Jul 21, 2005

    You think I'm typing from the other side??
     
  7. ^@#&

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    #7 ^@#&, Jul 21, 2005
    No, I'm just saying you might wanna watch your back. Your friend might be hinting at something.
     
  8. FarmerDave

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    #8 FarmerDave, Jul 21, 2005
    Hey, how much to make you a "Patron Saint?"

    There's an opening!
     
  9. UroTrash

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    #9 UroTrash, Jul 21, 2005
    If its another 5 smackers count me out.
     
  10. coolestkidever

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    #10 coolestkidever, Jul 21, 2005
    the pattern is full.
     
  11. Etcetera

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    #11 Etcetera, Jul 21, 2005
    I have as much authority as the Pope, but not as many people believe it.
     
  12. hwyengr

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    #12 hwyengr, Jul 21, 2005
    My friends and I all signed up one drunken night in college. I was the only one who was too cheap to get the documentation, though.
     
  13. GrigioGuy

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    #13 GrigioGuy, Jul 21, 2005
    I need to find my cert, it's around here somewhere. I think I was 'ordained' in 1997 or so. I was bored

    Rev. Tillman in the house....
     
  14. mpolans

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    #14 mpolans, Jul 22, 2005
    I got it too. IIRC, it was free.
     
  15. GTO84

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    #15 GTO84, Jul 22, 2005
    I'm an ordained minister of the universal life church. I have the certificate and everything.
     

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