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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Did you hear about the new morning-after birth control pill for men?

    It doesn't do anything about the baby; it just changes your bloodtype.


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  3. bobafett

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    Baaaaaad Dave! :D

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    PS: where do i sign up?
     
  4. Admiral Thrawn

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    Oh, the subterfuge! :D
     
  5. LAfun2

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    Lol, terrible Dave! :D

    Actually the best way is to do this:

    1) Go to bar/club

    2) Pick up hot girl

    3) Have raunchy sex with her and use her for what she is

    4) After Sex, come to F chat and prepare to read for the 189345784375th time, that what you posted was politically incorrect and NNO is mad again, since he thinks women are good for other things as well. :D

    5) Have some sex in the middle of the night

    6) Have great morning sex. (something Dr. Urotrash can't have ;) )

    7) Before going to work, and kicking the whore out of the house, give her a glass of water. She will think you are super sensitive and blah blah. Make sure the glass is not clear, but of color (blue glass, red glass). Before handing her the water, mix in the "womens morning after pill" in the water. She is so thirsty from all night sex, that she will drink it right when she gets it.
    Go to work and have a great day, as you enjoy your life guiltfree.

    8) Repeat process
     
  6. PSk

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    Lafun2,

    You forgot to add:

    6a) Eat fantastic breakfast that whore has cooked.

    6b) Have sex again in the shower and hand whore toilet brush, etc. so she can clean the bathroom ... :D

    Pete :D
     
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  8. LAfun2

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    Actually Pete, I have a weird fetish. Women that don't cook turn me on. On a similar note, I don't eat breakfast, well at least not off a plate. ;)

    I like the sex in the shower part. Usually the routine is, early morning sex (5:30/6am ish). Then nap a bit. Then shower together, have sex again. Then go separate ways. ;)

    As far as cleaning the bathroom, unnecessary. That is what the maid is for. :)
     
  9. PSk

    PSk F1 World Champ

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    Okay ...

    9) Come home early and have sex with the sexy French maid :D

    Pete
     
  10. millemiglia

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    LOL!

    // Peter
     
  11. maranelloman

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    Best one I have heard all week...
     
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  13. LAfun2

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    Now you are bringing fantasy into this discussion. Up until this point, I was in reality mode. :)
     
  14. Schatten

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    sweeeeeeeeet dave! definately a good one!
     
  15. Forza1

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    Ryan, this is a good idea, but does the Morning After pill really still work when dissolved in water?


    -DC
     
  16. LAfun2

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    Its been working for a while now. ;)

    Usually, a woman would take the pill in her mouth, and wash it down with water. I don't see how it is any different.

    I am however not a medical doctor, just quoting from my personal life. :)
     

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