Virus alert..............................

Beware:

Watch out for these new viruses
Neither Symantec, Norton, nor McAfee have solutions as yet!

*The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for
viruses of mass destruction.

*The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your computer,
each time you turn it on.

*The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it
is stored

*The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO
memory.

*The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting
and recounting.

*The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old
floppy.

*The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
then e-mails everyone about what it did.

*The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files.

*The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files,
leaves... but will be back!

*The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

*The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100
GB, then slowly expands to restabilize around 150 GB.

*The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

*The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your
processor doesn't care.

*The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5
inch floppy.. then discards it through Windows.

___________________________

DL