Vote for Hottest/Ugliest Stewardesses/Airline...

Mine would be KLM/BA on internal flights between Amsterdam and England. Blond bombshells (100 megatons) with revealing cleavages.

Worst, Air Canada. They might have been hot... When Eliott Trudeau was beginning his political career. What a bunch of geriatrics.

Once on a Majorca-> Ibiza flight I got a panty flash from a lovely lady squatting down in a mini-skirt to pick something from the floor. And she smiled when she saw me looking.

 

Can't remember any that really stood out as really good I guess I need to fly in Europe as I hear they have the best. The worst was the sixty-something year old balding mustachioed man that kept forgetting my drink order on an Airtran flight from N.O. to Atlanta.

 

Hands down. - Southwest Airlines when it was a small Texas outfit. Every single gurl was hot. They also used to wear very tight shorts with PH. In the 70's and early 80's, they used to wear hot pants with go-go boots.


I have flown KLM international routes quite often. I suppose I can now hope.

I also saw some hotties on a Lufthansa international route.





Congrats to you with the Mallorca / Ibiza flash !

 

Gawd no! It is the very reason Hooters Air took to the skies in the industry, to put back beauty in the role of the Airlines. If you've seen hot Southwest girls, they sure arn't here! They seem to be taking anybody these days, Jerry Springer show credentials or not.

The last gorgeous stewardess I've seen was on an American West flight from John Wayne(OC) to Sacramento. Working the first class cabin was the opitomy of a Barbie blonde with a perfectly sculpted figure. I sat front row(1D for you Boeing 737 guys) and she sat in the fold out seats, so we were virtually face to face. Now, with most Barbie blondes, they always have their boobs done. In California, its almost a given. America West attire for the cabin mistress is a fitted white blouse with tan pinstripes. Absolutely beautiful. So when you mix that, with turbulance and the the landing gear bumping along the seams and imperfections on the taxiway well... You just couldn't help but notice even with your corner vision. I was tortured the whole flight, I could look, but not touch.

 

most American flag airlines have butt ugly flight attendants. most foreign airlines have attractive attendants. you can thank the Feminest groops for this one.

I'll vote for mini skirts and go go boots any day. can anyone say Braniff Airlines...

 

"Ted", a small branch of United was the airline I flew back from Orlando with my football team with. Based on the flight attendants alone, I will NEVER fly Ted again. Ever.

An obvious transexual, was the flight attendent on our flight. This "woman" had shoulders wider and more built than any of our lineman, an adams apple that was the size of, well, an apple, and this deep, deep voice.

Needless to say, i was disgusted, I gotta go to Europe just based on what I have read about the attendants there.

 

Southwest:faily hot, Air Canada: not.

 

When flying an airline called "Ted" what did you expect?

-Chris

 

I think we all missed the OBVIOUS:
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The only ones I can really remember were the trans atlantic flights to Paris on Delta (and some inside Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris). Besides that, not really.

 

Given the relative safety ratings, I'd guess the foreign carriers figure that your last hours should be pleasant.

Most of my frequent flyer miles were accrued years ago, but back then, Delta E-W flights had the long service attendants -- some were probably pretty good in their day.

I never flew Lufthansia, but their crews used to stay at the Anchorage Sheraton -- everybody gathered to drool when their van unloaded.

 

Hooters Air has the hottest stews of the entire industry. Have never had a dud when flying with them.

 

So true, so true

 

I flew Southwest from Lubbock to Dallas a few weeks ago. I have to tell you, that "guy" flight attendant was NOT hot!

I flew Continental from Lubbock to West Palm Beach, none of the flight attendants were younger than 55. One of them looked to be ready for hip replacement surgery.

I flew American to Atlanta, one "guy" attendant on one flight. Two unattractive "Pat" attendants on the other.

I miss the old Southwest and I still miss Braniff.

Hooters Air looks very interesting. I would pay a bit extra to fly with nice scenery. I wouldn't even need a window seat.

 

SAS is the worst,old and ugly women.

 

I'm sure Hooters flies into New Jersey!

 

I don't want to give away to much but lets say i knew somebody that flew for a charter airline named Planet Airways out of ft. lauderdale . this guy said that the airline was a POS but some of the flight attendants were hot as hell. some were part time strippers...

I believe him....................

 

Suprising, giving Sweden is a haven for beautiful blondes, which is along with Norway, the flag nations of SAS.

 

That's why it was so shocking,I expected the opposite.

 

Funny, I remember flying Lufthansia back in the 70's and the stewardesses were down right intimidating; looked like members of the (at the time) East German shot putt team.

But seriously, I couldn't care less if it's Dafne or The Bearded Lady who serves me my unopenable bag of peanuts, I just want to get to my destination in one piece.

 

Virgin Atlantic has some decent woman compared tot he Men that BA has in the trans Atlantic flights