What will it be? Moonwalk out the door or graybar motel?
I'd go with a prediction by one of the FoxNews analysts -- moonwalk, but some minor charges stick: conspiracy = not guilty molestation = acquitted contributing to the delinquency (or some other minor charge) = guilty being a really weird dude = GUILTY JMG
Maybe Michael lent OJ a glov?, that could be why Michael only had 1 glove He's awfully close to a pound you in the Azz penetentiary or Club Fed Why give up immense wealth & fame for that ? Dude, ever heard of self control or personal responsibility ?
Mirror mirror on the wall... who is that man in the mirror, is he off the wall? okay, I'm really reaching here for bad puns. back to work I go.
I think his public relations perception will be stronger if he gets convicted than if he walks, but i suspect that he will only get nailed on the "minor" charges. Hrhumphf!
Looking forwards backwards: IF he moonwalked on all charges: Did his back pain suddenly disappear when he got up and danced, waved at his new rabid fans... ____ Back to the present: He'll get fined for contempt (for being late) - serving jesus juice at least once and one molestation charge will hold.
Just to keep everyone informed, Michael's caravan is en route to the courthouse as I type. Helicopter video being carried live by ABC's Newsone feed. Looks like a beautiful day in southern California to drive in a caravan of black SUVs to the festivities.
At least there's one thing comforting...we won't have to worry about the inner-city folks rioting if he's found guilty!!!
Don't be so sure- white pedophiles who have undergone extensive plastic surgery can be very unpredictable. And, for the SUV lovers: how 'bout a cross-sell- the SUburban just like the one used in the MJ Trial caravan.
Has transportation for celebrity crime suspects improved in the last 11 years? Does a late model Chevy surburban do a better job than an 11 year old Ford Bronco? A Surburban would seem to be more comfortable and luxurious. It would be much easier to cower down in the back of a Surburban than a Bronco. And of course the current cel phone technology probably has a better coverage area than it did for OJ back in 94. It's hard to look cool when your talking on a vintage 1994 "bag phone" that weighs 10 pounds!!!
Prob wants to cash check before banks close today. Girlie man is done, even if he moonwalks Image Unavailable, Please Login Image Unavailable, Please Login
