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Warning!!! Xmas Scam

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by ferraridriver, Dec 25, 2005.

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  1. ferraridriver

    ferraridriver F1 Rookie

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    #1 ferraridriver, Dec 25, 2005
    The latest scam happened at the Mall in Carlsbad. Two good looking 18/19 year old women come up to you as you park: One starts wiping your windshield and the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer a tip, they say no and beg you for a ride to Encinitas. Of course you say yes.

    On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them climbs up front and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I was assaulted last Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

    Be careful.
     
  2. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    #2 darth550, Dec 25, 2005
    But, but, but but....Ferraris don't have back seats!

    Which Freeway was this? Gotta check it out with the SUV!
     
  3. PeterS

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    #3 PeterS, Dec 25, 2005
    Henny Youngman walks into his hotel room and is met by a tall blonde. He says "You have got 48 hours to get the hell out of here"!
     

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