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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a long illness.
    The doctor sighed and looked O'Malley in the eye and said, "I've some
    bad news for you."
    You have cancer, and it can't be cured.
    You'd best put your affairs in order.

    O'Malley was shocked but being a solid character,
    he managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the
    waiting room,
    where his son was waiting.

    "Well son, we Irish celebrate when things are good,
    and we celebrate when things don't go well
    In this case, things aren't so well.
    I have cancer.
    Let's head to the pub and have a few pints."

    After 3 or 4 pints the two were feeling a little less somber.. There
    were some laughs and some more beers.
    They were eventually approached
    by some of O'Malley's friends,
    who were curious as to what the two
    were celebrating.

    O'Malley told them they were drinking
    to his impending end.
    He told his friends,
    "I have been diagnosed with AIDS."

    The friends gave O'Malley their condolences,
    and they had a couple of more beers.
    After the friends left, O'Malley's son leaned over and
    whispered his confusion.
    "Dad, I thought you told me that you were dying of cancer, and you
    just told your friends that you were dying of AIDS!"

    O'Malley said,
    "I don't want any of them sleeping......
    with your Mother after I am gone."
     
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  3. tvrfreak

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    LOL! That was funny!
     
  4. darth550

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    Hiya Tone,

    Father: Why don't you get yourself a job?
    Son: Why?

    Father: So you could earn some money.
    Son: Why?

    Father: So you could put some money in a bank and earn interest.
    Son: Why?

    Father: So that when you're old you can use the money in your bank
    account ...and you would never have to work again.

    Son: I'm not working now

    __________________

    DL
     
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    Blonde 1: My mechanic told me if blow really hard into the exhaust pipe, I can pop out my dent.
    Blonde 2: Be sure to roll up the windows first.
     
  6. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Morning Dave,
    early for you, mate?
     
  7. darth550

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    Naw, Right on time!

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