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Wednesday Joke------------------------------

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by tonyh, May 26, 2004.

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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Dec 23, 2002
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    Tony H
    A man walks up to a woman in his office each day,stands very close to
    her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells
    nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to
    Human Resources. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the
    co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit
    against him. The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach and asks,
    "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
    smells nice?"
    The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
     
  2. formula1joe

    formula1joe Formula Junior

    Nov 3, 2003
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    Joe Bennett
    Oh the joy of being short.
     
  3. 62 250 GTO

    62 250 GTO F1 Veteran

    Jan 9, 2004
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    Neil
    I'm cutting my legs off as we speak. {Damn bone, it's taking forever}.
     
  4. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Jan 20, 2004
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    Clifford Gunboat

    I used to have that trouble, too. Put the Gigli's Saw BEHIND the bone and have your assistant press DOWN on the knee for an AKA (or on the shin for a BKA) while you pull the saw up.
     

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