Wednesday joke-------------------------

A newlywed bride and groom wanted to join a church. The pastor told them,
”we have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month".

The couple agreed but after three weeks returned to the Church.

When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the husband obviously very depressed. "You are back far too soon... Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired.

"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month...." the young man replied sadly.

The pastor asked him what happened.

"Well, the first week was difficult.... However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain.

However, this third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible.... anything to keep our minds off sex



Then, yesterday afternoon, my wife reached for a can of peas and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was quite overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and there." admitted the man shamefacedly.

"You must understand this means you will not be welcome in our church", stated the pastor.

"We understand and accept that," said the young man, hanging his head........








" And we're not welcome at the supermarket anymore either".