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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by tonyh, Jan 7, 2004.
Definition of a bastard? Open the doc.....
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Three boys received their grades from their female sex education
instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F. "One
day we should get her for this," said the first boy. "
I agree. We'll grab her..." said the second.
"Yeah," said the third. "And then we'll kick her in the nuts!"
An elderly gentleman shuffles into a drug store and asks for some
Viagra. That's not a problem says the pharmacist, "how many do you
want? Just a few, maybe four, says the pensioner, "but could you
cut them into four pieces?"
That won't do much good replies the pharmacist. The customer looks
at the man and sighs "I'm 83 years old - I'm not interested in sex
anymore" he says "I just want to stick it out far enough so I
don't wee on my shoes"