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  1. tonyh

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    LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK



    1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP

    2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER

    3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY

    4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT

    5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER

    6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG

    7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.

    8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY

    9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

    10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER

    11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK

    12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT

    13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
    14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE

    15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER

    16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

    17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

    18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION

    19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
    20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

    21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
     
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