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Weed... in TN?

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  1. bobafett

    bobafett F1 Veteran

    Sep 28, 2002
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  2. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 14, 2003
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    In front of you
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    Danny, Danny Crockett.........

    Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee...........
     
  3. Back2level9

    Back2level9 Karting

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  4. TexasMike

    TexasMike F1 World Champ

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    That's crazy!
     
  5. davidgoerndt

    davidgoerndt Formula 3

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    No matter how elaborate the security measures are, the power consumption always gives them away. In the early '80's there was a story circulating here in FL that someone had buried a 50 ft trailer under a pig sty with a secret entrance. Never heard if it got busted or not.
     
  6. Dubai Vol

    Dubai Vol Formula 3

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    Oh you asked for it! His name was DAVY!

    Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee
    Greatest state in the "Land of the Free"
    Raised in the woods so he knew every tree
    Killed him a bear when was only three
    Davy, davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier!
    Davy, Davy Crockett, the original VOLunteer!

    And if that didn't make you sick, the fight song of the University of Tennessee VOLunteers.

    Wish I was back home on Rocky Top
    Up in the Tennessee hills
    Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top
    Ain't no telephone bills

    (chorus)
    Rocky Top, you'll always be
    Home sweet home to me
    Good ol' Rocky Top
    Rocky Top Tennessee

    Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top
    Ground's too rocky by far
    That's why all the folks on Rocky Top
    Drink their corn from a jar

    (chorus)

    Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top
    Lookin' for a moonshine still
    Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top
    Reckon they never will



    But seriously folks: last time I checked marijuana was the number one cash crop in 38 states. Duh. Go visit ANY tourist cave in the southeast and the guide will tell you it was used as a speakeasy during prohibition, and show you the remains of the stills and the bars.
     

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