Worked with a guy named "Omen."
100% of people call me "Tell Payne" (Tell is a nickname) and it's a running joke that I could've become a Doctor/Dentist. A guy in my highschool was Hung Diec.
I had a friend in school whose name was Dick Hertz. And on a different weird name tangent ... I read that four children born last year were actually given the first name "Espn" (like the sports network).
Swimming in HS there was another team that had two guys, one with last name Wacker and the other with Dick. They swam on the relay together and the announcer would read off... "Dick - Wacker..." There's a Sanjay ****ole here at work. Pronounced ****-Hole.
My wife had two patients that were twins, the mother named them orangejello and lemonjello. they pronounced them o-RONG-ello and le-MONG-ello. I guess she was a big fan of orange and lemon jello.
I swear to god..... class president, grade 8....Winslow Forskin. Same class...Martin ***g My hand to god........ hps
LMAO...!!! i laughed out loud at that one... Bill Fold was a good one, too... i once worked with a guy named Ophir (O-fear)... i didn't think it was weird, i actually think it's pretty cool... In NY, had a client by the name of Richard Tracy... Knew a social worker named Ms. Ferrari... Carbon goes over really well... It almost always becomes a conversation piece... i love it...
Slovak floor trader called Sacha Diklik... another called Grahem Meharg, which is Grahem spelt backwards !
My former NY Life Agents name was Wendell Snow (mildly amusing), but his partners name was "Emil Kluck". Hps, Two Brothers form a rival School were Kipp & Kyle ***g. But no one gave them any ****, good Athletes, tough as Nails. Kyle works in the same Industry as I do. But Kipp, is a scout for the Texas Rangers Cool Job!
Let me get this straight..so If I were to date their sister I would be dating a ***g?? If the date lead to TRU LUV Could I legally marry a ***g?? What would it be like if you were the son of a ***g?? What about the neighbors who lived next door to the ***gs?? "Those D*mn ***gs! Leaving their water on all day!" "Son why don't you go play next door with those ***g boys??" OR I told you not to play with those ***gs!!" OK I'll stop. PD
Used to work with a guy named Richard Rash. Now how many Richards do you know who don't go by Dick instead. Think about that one! How about NASCAR driver Dick Trickle. A guy I know told me he named his kids Jet and Nicean. Didn't make sense until I realized his last name was Black. Of course he was joking! I was working with a new hire and when filling out paperwork he would put his last name / my last name. His last name was Snow, mine is White. That got a few strange looks!
Buddy of mines name is actually Julius Ceaser. His biggest pet peve is that he can not get reservations ANYWHERE!!
Seeing the ***g names reminds me of a guy my dad went to school w/, his name was Richard ***g (or Dick ***g for short!) He always laughs when he tells me the story, I guess the guy went to the navy and can probably beat anyone up who makes fun of him....
I went to college with a guy named Phil Hiscock. When one of the asian professor's called out his name it always came out "feel his cock. It gets worse: His mom's name? Pat (although she wasn't born with that last name). Dad's name? Rob. This is totally true. I supposed someone could have gotten some mileage out of it but Phil was one of the biggest, toughest guys on the football team and although I never had to witness it, I am pretty sure he would have pounded the crap out of anyone who brought it up.
Anyone know that short-lived Fox program "Skin" ? You know the lead actress - Olivia Wilde? I know her. Before she changed it, her name was Olivia Cockburn.
Here you go. This one probably should. The NJ/PA/DE tri-state guys will know this one! Image Unavailable, Please Login
Alex, Kipp & Kyle's Dad is Richard ***g,(Dick), about 60 years old. There can't be more than a few of Dick ***g's running around? (No Pun intended) Good Guy, Great sense of Humor, part of which I'm sure comes from carrying the name. Chuck
