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  1. Lawrence Coppari

    Lawrence Coppari Formula 3

    Apr 29, 2002
    2,153
    Kingsport, TN
    Full Name:
    Lawrence A. Coppari
    Dick Trickle - Sounds like something you get if you don't wear a condom.
     
  2. UroTrash

    UroTrash Three Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Jan 20, 2004
    38,959
    Purgatory
    Full Name:
    Clifford Gunboat
    Oh, BTW....a urologist I've heard of....

    "When you're dribbling, see Doc Stribling"
     
  3. jonesn

    jonesn Formula Junior

    Nov 2, 2003
    845
    STL-MO
    Full Name:
    Evan "Trouble" Jones
    Guy in HS named Harry Long.

    Some of these are too much :)
     
  4. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    On the phone with Augustine; just thought of another name i'd heard of; Willie Smallwood. No lie...
     
  5. justhrowit

    justhrowit Formula 3

    Feb 12, 2004
    1,027
    Dallas
    Full Name:
    Jay D.
    This is the honest to God truth. I had a neighbor as a kid whose name was Richard Head! Yes....he was called dick! I also had a doctor when I was akid whose name was Dr. Pain. He actually came into the room saying "my name is dr pain...don't be afraid of the name"


    Dixie Normous
    Mike Rotch
     
  6. UroTrash

    UroTrash Three Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Jan 20, 2004
    38,959
    Purgatory
    Full Name:
    Clifford Gunboat
    God, if that's true it is the funniest so far! LOL
     
  7. Jerrari

    Jerrari F1 Veteran

    Jul 24, 2001
    5,463
    Michigan
    Full Name:
    Jerry Wiersma
    Ima and Ura Piggy (Twins). Graduated with my sister in law.
     
  8. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ

    Feb 16, 2003
    14,648
    Land of Slugs & Moss
    Full Name:
    Han Solo
    I always joke about having kids named 'Amusement' and 'Wildlife'.
    The last name is Parks, as in 'Department of...........'
     
  9. SRT Mike

    SRT Mike Two Time F1 World Champ

    Oct 31, 2003
    23,343
    Taxachusetts
    Full Name:
    Raymond Luxury Yacht
    There is a politician in NH named (I swear to god) Dick Swett. Don't beleive me?

    http://www.politicsnh.com/archives/pindell/2003/November/11_25swett.shtml

    The funny thing is he had signs on peoples lawns with a picture of him smiling and it said in big letters "Vote For Dick Swett".

    My dad used to work with a guy who'se name was Dick Weed. I remember meeting him and cracking up and my dad got pissed about that. I met him years later and asked why he went by "Dick" and he said that if it was Rick or Rich or whatever, people eventually figured it out and made fun, so he figured may as well pre-empt their joke by just getting it out there right away. He also said it helped because he was in sales, and nobody ever forgot him.

    Finally, I got a call at my work a few weeks back from a salesman named "Neil Armstrong". When I answered, he said "Hi, this is Neil Armstrong with XYZco, I was wondering if you would be interested in...". Too funny.
     
  10. PSk

    PSk F1 World Champ

    Nov 20, 2002
    17,673
    Tauranga, NZ
    Full Name:
    Pete
    Formula Ford racing driver in Australia named: Will Power ;)

    Pete
     
  11. Mr Payne

    Mr Payne F1 Rookie

    Jan 8, 2004
    2,878
    Bakersfield, CA
    Full Name:
    Payne
    Actually, I have a relative named Richard Payne.
     
  12. PSk

    PSk F1 World Champ

    Nov 20, 2002
    17,673
    Tauranga, NZ
    Full Name:
    Pete
    Ditto!

    Pete
     
  13. TestShoot

    TestShoot F1 World Champ
    Silver Subscribed

    Sep 1, 2003
    12,048
    Beverly Hills
  14. blu328gts

    blu328gts Formula 3
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    May 26, 2004
    1,152
    SF Bay Area, CA
    Full Name:
    //Rick
    Author: Phuc Long Du (--> Du, Phuc Long and Laura Ricard (1996). The Dream Shattered: Vietnamese Gangs in America. Boston, MA: Northeastern University Press)

    Billard Player: Phuc Long Nguyen (--> 2004 San Miguel Asian 9-Ball Tour)

    Restaurant: Phuc Long (--> formerly in SF)
     
  15. UroTrash

    UroTrash Three Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Jan 20, 2004
    38,959
    Purgatory
    Full Name:
    Clifford Gunboat

    That's a bunch of Phucers.
     
  16. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 20, 2003
    51,541
    SFPD
    Full Name:
    Dirty Harry
    Hey! I dropped something off for one of our clients going to that Jarkoff (via the aforementioned "MailBox" place) a couple of months ago. I know it's pretty sophomoric how I remember, but still - big city, small world.
     
  17. Alex_V

    Alex_V F1 Rookie
    BANNED

    Apr 8, 2004
    3,611
    Boulder, CO
    Full Name:
    Alex
    Well aparantly there is more then one, the one I am talking about is in is early 40's, just like my dad, either way what a terrible name to live with, i bet middle school and high school were a blast for that guy.
     
  18. PaulC

    PaulC Formula 3

    Feb 11, 2003
    1,407
    San Antonio, TX
    Full Name:
    Paul
    This guy is a urolgist in Austin, TX

    Chopp, Richard T MD - Urology Team
    (512) 231-xxxx 11410 Jollyville Rd # 1101
    Austin, TX
     
  19. JonBrent

    JonBrent Formula Junior

    Nov 10, 2003
    732
    Heaven on Earth
    Full Name:
    JB
    One of our local automation reps is Wally Beaver. Pretty decent guy, I don't forget his name either.

    Also, I know a Kaiser Doc named Dr Cherry, performs vasectomies. I've thought long and hard on that one.....
     
  20. TestShoot

    TestShoot F1 World Champ
    Silver Subscribed

    Sep 1, 2003
    12,048
    Beverly Hills
    Yep kinda weird, I do so much business, I deal with every nook and cranny of LA, chances are I am 2 degrees of seperation from anyone on Fchat. I used to have a CEO named Horst Lassie. He ran the company like a dog and pony show, oddly took his wife's last name, Danning. I got a nice red car from working for that guy ;)
     
  21. waaaaaaay2loud

    Jul 10, 2004
    1
    I went to test drive a toyota once, and the salesman handed me his card.
    first name Earl, last name Byrd, middle initial E.
    thats right.... Earl E. Byrd... perfect name for a car salesman i thought
     
  22. davem

    davem F1 Veteran
    Silver Subscribed

    Jan 21, 2002
    8,243
    Stepford, Connecticut
    Full Name:
    dave m
    Doctor introduces himself to me as Dr. M. D.
    I was very tired after waiting in emergency all night. I must have made him repeat his name 3 times over. Im wondering is it him or me!
    Turns out his last name is Emde, Dr. Emde.
    Also another one at Yale is Dr. Goodkind.
    Girl i went to school with was Kim Kime, lucky for her she was a hottie!
     
  23. Pacman

    Pacman Rookie

    Nov 23, 2003
    29
    I'm a pharmaceutical rep, and I call on urologists.
    One of the urologists name is Dr. Paul Good.

    The name on his door/busniess cards is "Dr. P. Good"
     
  24. coolestkidever

    coolestkidever F1 Veteran

    Feb 28, 2004
    5,538
    NJ
    Full Name:
    Patrick
    The third base coach for the Mets for a while was Cookie Rojas and his wife's name was Candy. So it was Mr. Cookie and Candy Rojas. Thats my best.
     
  25. sparta49

    sparta49 F1 Veteran
    Owner

    Mar 3, 2001
    7,802
    LA
    Full Name:
    Frank
    I know of a Formica Dinette and a Carondelet Crepe Myrtle
     

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