Well, ladies and gentlemen it finally happened…

nice car! but ouch, crappy reason to get a ticket.

 

They are such Playa HAters.

Don't worry it so far I only got 2 no front plate tickets (hope I'm not jinx myself) in the past 5 years.

 

Should have told that a-wipe to go catch a terrorist instead of bothering a hard working guy just trying to enjoy the fruits of his labor. I cant tell you how I hate reading and hearing about this stuff and our tax dollars are paying for it besides. Why cant they go catch a criminal doing something legitimately wrong?

 

O... how much is the ticket?

 

Don't sweat it. no points, only pay the town coffiers. Forgettaboutit.

 

You should have told him you were my cousin and have him or yourself call me at the time.

 

Yepp...absolutely no points!!

 

I've been pulled over for no front plate TWICE in the less than 3 months I've owned my Ferrari... F'ing ridiculous. I will NOT (a) make it easier for the cops to bounce a radar/laser off my car (b) restrict air flow to my radiator and (c) disfigure the front of my car...

That said, let's see how long I hold out before I break down and put it on (but it will go off to the side, if ever).

Sorry you got stopped, Zitro.

 

I thought this was a thread about Nip getting laid for the first time!



OOhhhhhh!

 

WORD^

It like a 50 dollar fine bro, nothing to try and get out of. It might cause more harm then good if you fight it. BTW Isn't 50 bux like 1 hour's worth of gas on a Lambo, LOL.

 

HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!

(Sorry Nip, a bit of fun at your expense it seems.) I dunno, though, Ciao, Nip always seems to have a lady or two on-hand when he shows up places -- I've met a few (hi Jess!)

Awww... who am I to talk anyway, I LEAVE my ladies in bed to go out with my favorite girl (my 308, lately, of course).

 

Should've used my story:

I have the Polizei M5's Spanish license plate on the front of my car (Thanks to Alex Roy). I got pulled over by 3 cops in Westfield NJ last week at 2a.m.

Cop comes over and asks what my front plate was... I responded "Its the spanish flag!!!"

He didnt understand why so i finally pulledd this outta my ass..

"Im supporting Spain for the world cup, they need all the help they can get! I promise to take it off after the games are over"


With that, he gave me my license back and walked away.

Guess he didnt notice my pure POLISH last name.

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zitro!

i live in new milford and my family has resided here for 60-70 yrs. however i do not find it possible to get out of this fine, the cops are tools and have nothing better to do. they're practically rent-a-cops.

im sure the diablo didnt make you stealthy haha. let me guess you had to of been on river rd or boulevard.

hope to see you around the county.

 

river rd is swarming with cops constantly. main drag in town so obviously this is not a surprise.

im surprised you were passing through nm. i dont know why but i have this coniption you're from the edgewater/fort lee area.

 

You definately gotta come out. Its almost July already. Where does the time go?!

Theyre predicting rain all freakin weekend. As im sure most of you know, im grounded and in the dog house. I dont think im going to get out of it as rain is forecasted for Saturday night and Sunday.

Youre in Bergen. Im in Union county. Keith is in Middlesex. Eric is Bergen, too i think.

 

LOLOLOL....you bastard!!!
I have no comments!!!!
actually really fuuuunnny- I went to student health services across the street from my building, I walked into the nurse's room and said "I know this is an awkward question...but...do you have some condoms?" I smiled while I said it though...haha. FUNNIEST thing is she gave me LITERALLY 40-50 condoms.
AFter her first handful of like 25, I said..woOOahh that's enouggh...then she dumped another handful into a bag!!! How nice of her!! I was gonna say it'll last me till Monday LOL (but I'd be kidding of course).

 

Yeah you BETTER..the next time: my passenger will be a hot young nurse in a miniskirt...and CIAO will be wearing the SCREAM mask!!!

BTW, the last time I got pulled over for no front plate (and it only happens at the midtown tunnel tolls for me)...I said I was going to a charity car show and they requested that cars be with no front plates...He let me go!...and said...next time take it off when you get to the show; I said- Yes, officer, sorry about that, I'll definitely do that.

 

and I'm only a quick state away

 

So youre telling me a nurse handed you dozens of condoms? You shoulda pulled a Stiffler on her and asked for a performance sample.


Hot nurse in a mini skirt? Thats cool. You know any future finance graduates that would want a ride in a red Ferrari?!

(whistle)